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(signing suggestion) Andy Carroll

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A ***** mag sicknote made out of crisps - I'm sure that will get flagged up by our new data analysis department... with an effin' massive luminous red flag and accompaning kkaxon...
 
He's a looker like. Hasn't aged one bit either, even though he's led a very very stressful couple of years.
Shame cos when he was early 20’s he was good enough to be the best target man around, he was unplayable for 18 months teams just stood off him hoping to pick up scraps. He’s made of cornflakes though and I think liked the celebrity bars etc a bit too much. More suited to towie supporting his mrs than playing on a green field.
 
Probably cost them £100,000 a game as he will only be fit for two games during that period. Yet another waste of space with god given talent, but decided to take the piss out of his employers.
He did 2nd time round at newcastle, must have easily made £1m from them for doing absolutely nothing

a bit like us re-signing Danny Graham 🤦‍♂️Knowing exactly what you’re going to get but sign him anyway
 
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