beverly macca
Winger
Drink fosters.
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Lady Bird books.Expensive looking BMW, but have teeth missing; the ones you do have are various shades of brown and you also dress like a 19yr old car thief despite being middle-aged.
Inspirational quote tattoos, as if you've got great wisdom to impart to the world, but you've only read two books in your life and are proud of it.
Anar but what about for just going on a walk with the dog for example, or going to the shop etc, ya dont need to wear jeans for that, chunkJust don’t need an elasticated waistband as I don’t spend my life scoffing crap Coxy lad
Having a trolley full of drink and a pack of pampers/ jar of cow n Gate on top and upon getting to the check out and finding they don't gave enough to buy the pot putting the nappies / baby food back.
Dachshunds and Barbour jacketsPopular with Tories iirc
And eating like a seagull with massive gulpsUnable to last more than two hours, without ramming something down their pie hole.
And John Smith's.Drink fosters.
Carlsberg is the worst of the lot remember after we beat the mags 3-0 under Allardyce i accidentally bought one thinking it was Carling (also shit I know). Nearly spewed after first sipAnd John Smith's.
It's as if some people have no taste buds.
Actually, I can just about manage a Carlsberg if I'm thirsty and it is served ice cold. Wouldn't be able to drink Fosters or Carling at all.Carlsberg is the worst of the lot remember after we beat the mags 3-0 under Allardyce i accidentally bought one thinking it was Carling (also shit I know). Nearly spewed after first sip
There is so much wrong here I don’t know where to start.Walked into the bog scoffing a jammy dogger, was in me mouth before I whipped him out. Scruffy even though it was a jammy?
Keep wine in the fridge
Staveley.Such as....