Things that scruffy people do

[The Great Soprendo]

It’s absolutely black...

Great expression from schooldays this, have a like. Though undoubtedly open to serious misinterpretation these days, obviously.

 

[Charmless Man]

Every chav bird with a git Lang puffer jacket ,bee sting lips,tats and big sunglasses has a sausage dog up here mind.

Seaburn prom is a hotbed of them.

They’ve moved on from the Frenchie / Pug then?

 

[beverly macca]

Borrow items of clothing/shoes for funerals.

 

[zinedine]

Shower with their dog.

 

[WHD]

Unkempt hair sticking up at one side like they’ve just got out of bed.

Gormless yet aggressive expression on faces in public.

Speaking/swearing loudly in public into their mobile phone.

Are you talking about Boris Johnson?

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

Are you talking about Boris Johnson?

Or his hero Donald Trump.

 

[Monkey]

Don’t have breakfast.

drink energy drinks.

buy scratch cards.

have tattoos.

Or breakfast is a can of monster.

 

[Super Elmo]

Drive a 55 plate Range Rover with blacked out everything and Chinese tyres. 200,000 miles

 

[skybo]

In the house.

Me granda could spit and hit the back of our coal fire from his chair four foot away, every time without fail.

 

[DisillusionedOldGit]

Me granda could spit and hit the back of our coal fire from his chair four foot away, every time without fail.

Granda's were all great hocklers when we had heavy industry .

 

[Teed]

Going on cheap coach trips.

 

[PeteFTM]

Going on cheap coach trips.

I think that’s more people over 75

 

[beverly macca]

Always use the drive through and sit in the car park to eat.

 

[BigPete]

I knew a lass who would eat in the bath, not just a little snack, full on Sunday dinners and stuff. That’s scruffy.

Wear dressing gown / PJ’s / slippers for the shops or school run etc.

Was she a fat fuck?

 

[S.S.R..]

Drive a 55 plate Range Rover with blacked out everything and Chinese tyres. 200,000 miles

Expensive looking BMW, but have teeth missing; the ones you do have are various shades of brown and you also dress like a 19yr old car thief despite being middle-aged.

Inspirational quote tattoos, as if you've got great wisdom to impart to the world, but you've only read two books in your life and are proud of it.

 

[beverly macca]

Wear tracksuit bottoms with slip on dress shoes

 

[Goat Eyes]

Was she a fat fuck?

She wasn’t actually.

 

[PeteFTM]

Live laugh love stickers from Ebay on their living room wall

 

[The Freshest Kid]

Eat Pot Noodles for tea.

 

[Teed]

I think that’s more people over 75

Owld scratters.