Things that scruffy people do

[Scunny Dan]

Bed is where you go when you’re clean. Dogs are scruffy bastards who should be no where near a bed.

What’s the point in ever washing your sheets if you’re going to let a creature that will happily neck on with another dog’s shites and roll in puddles of cow cack sleep there

Exactly. Your bed should be a sanctuary. Not fighting for room with a smelly dog shedding hair all over the place. Horrible.

 

[Gillythedilf]

Have Facebook and believe everything that’s on there .

Exactly. Your bed should be a sanctuary. Not fighting for room with a smelly dog shedding hair all over the place. Horrible.

It’s absolutely black as fuck like having dogs on beds .

 

[Scunny Dan]

Have Facebook and believe everything that’s on there .

It’s absolutely black as fuck like having dogs on beds .

If definitely contributed towards us splitting up. That and my alcoholism. I'd say it was 50/50.

 

[MackneyHackem]

Dachshund. The dog of a non-scruff

Ponce. They’re very clean mind.

 

[Gillythedilf]

Dachshund. The dog of a non-scruff

Every chav bird with a git Lang puffer jacket ,bee sting lips,tats and big sunglasses has a sausage dog up here mind.

Seaburn prom is a hotbed of them.

 

[JJH]

Start swearing and calling folk names because they didn't get their own way.......crikey that could be the hard left or remainers

 

[BiffaBeercan]

I had the misfortune of needing to sort my underpants out in the supermarket. I decided it would be best to go into a quiet aisle to do it. Obviously it just makes you look even more creepy doing it somewhere quiet

Especially in the kids clothes/toys aisle

 

[Big Jeff]

Smoking in the bogs at the match.

 

[The King of Um]

People who air their dirty laundry on Facebook

or just people on Facebook

You could run a search on Facebook for any post containing the phrase 'pure snakes' and it's almost certain that the profile pic or timeline photos will tick at least a dozen of the other posts on here.

Inclined to agree here mind. Although the type of dog it is will make a difference...

It's ok if it's a sexy dog.

 

[Lumber]

Pet hate of mine that all boxers do this, from Tyson Fury all the way down to the puddings down the local gym. Why? Footballers don't pose swinging a leg for photographs.

Nowt wrong with it

 

[Gelan]

Not understanding the difference between giving and lending

That wouldn't be a problem if lawnmowers had never been invented.

 

[Scunny Dan]

Nowt wrong with it

I knew a pro-golfer a few years ago. He didn't mimic a golf swing on every photograph.

 

[Shandy drinker]

Then

Without an ounce of irony and also don't know it's as scripted as any soap opera

Then reenact situations in their real life

Hoick their underpants/knickers in the middle of the supermarket.

Then smell their fingers and try to get who ever they are with to smell shouting at the top of their voice

Ride bikes three sizes too small for them.

While kids ride bikes three sizes too big

Eff and Jeff in front of their little kids

talk about adult inappropriate things in front of their kids

share faux grief on Facebook

And infuriated if anyone else swears in front of the kids

 

[38Red]

My dog sleeps in my bed and I wouldn't have it any other way

Does the dog allow you to share?

 

[shadowplay]

Watch darts

Play snooker

Snooker is the game of kings ffs

 

[Snappy]

Leave Christmas lights up all year round. Especially those tacky white icicle ones that flap about in the wind.

 

[Onion Ring]

Walked into the bog scoffing a jammy dogger, was in me mouth before I whipped him out. Scruffy even though it was a jammy?

 

[McMackem]

Post on the SMB after midnight.

 

[Gillythedilf]

Don’t have breakfast.

drink energy drinks.

buy scratch cards.

have tattoos.

 

[Big Jeff]

Don’t have breakfast.

drink energy drinks.

buy scratch cards.

have tattoos.

And facial piercings