Mackem00
Striker
Well lah dee dah.
Baby Slings
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joemcdokes
Striker
What on earth are these all about ?
Know a bloke who’s an absolute tit and he’s managed to get their lass up the stick after god knows how long and he’s rightly chuffed.
He’s only went out and bought one of these things ready for the birth.
He fits the profile like,a cross between The Rain man and him with the beard off The Hangover film/wears a wedding ring,converse trainers,loves WFH.
He’s the 1st person I know who’s bought one.
I used one when we went to Brimham Rocks, it enabled me to go about the day the same as everyone else.
I cannot remember ever using it again.
The only thing profile wise, I have a wedding ring, it was over 25 years ago maybes I was way ahead of the game.
A pioneer.
Goat Eyes
Striker
joemcdokes
Striker
The term at the time was Papoose.
Charmless Man
Striker
I reckon I’d use one of those cat travel cages.
Motor City Cobra
Winger
What on earth are these all about ?
Know a bloke who’s an absolute tit and he’s managed to get their lass up the stick after god knows how long and he’s rightly chuffed.
He’s only went out and bought one of these things ready for the birth.
He fits the profile like,a cross between The Rain man and him with the beard off The Hangover film/wears a wedding ring,converse trainers,loves WFH.
He’s the 1st person I know who’s bought one.
bet you’re a right two faced twat you like 
Godsend when they're little and you want to walk off road where prams can't go. Leaves hands free for drinking as well.
joemcdokes
Striker
We talking those bomb vests? Superb for going on walks around places like National Trust where the pram is nay good
cosmicchris00
Striker
What on earth are these all about ?
Know a bloke who’s an absolute tit and he’s managed to get their lass up the stick after god knows how long and he’s rightly chuffed.
He’s only went out and bought one of these things ready for the birth.
He fits the profile like,a cross between The Rain man and him with the beard off The Hangover film/wears a wedding ring,converse trainers,loves WFH.
He’s the 1st person I know who’s bought one.
We had one and all of my lot went in it.
The little mites loved the sound of your heartbeat so nodded off in no time.
Heat build up was the only issue for me
Bob Fleming
Striker
Yes I mostly used our when living in Sydney with my eldest. No the wonder she's not keen on the heat now with my owerheating sweaty body next to her.
Why does it not surprise me that Gilly thinks blokes with wedding rings are weird?
The Sinful Dwarf
Midfield
You never had kids then?
What on earth are these all about ?
Know a bloke who’s an absolute tit and he’s managed to get their lass up the stick after god knows how long and he’s rightly chuffed.
He’s only went out and bought one of these things ready for the birth.
He fits the profile like,a cross between The Rain man and him with the beard off The Hangover film/wears a wedding ring,converse trainers,loves WFH.
He’s the 1st person I know who’s bought one.
Mainly used by a middle class first time father usually late 30’s early to mid 40’s accompanied by a similar aged frumpy wife.
The only couple in the world to give birth if you listen to the fuckers.
dangermows
Striker
The type that wears a wedding ring and loves working from home 
Ciro_DiMarzio
Winger
Our lass had a couple with the first bairn. The second bairn kicked off when she tried to put him in it.
Rick O Shea
Striker
Or at least someone did.
B
becs
Guest
I had one for going to Weardale. It's really difficult pushing a pram up the fells and over stiles or over stepping stones in the river.
joemcdokes
Striker
Did you have Converse trainers on and are a cross between Rain Man and him with the beard out of The Hangover?
