NUFC Gubbins thread.

[ShieldsBlackCat2015]

Saw on Skysports News some stats about their position in the league for things like passing and long balls and frankly I don’t normally look at that as SSN are obsessed with meaningless stats but this stinks of a team who are reduced to hurling long balls (they are 5th for that) as they are next to bottom for important match winning play like through balls. Average teams are stifling them.

They really are dire.

 

[AB22 Easy Tiger]

From the Grauniad yesterday

Jonjo Shelvey sat at the base of midfield and pinged gorgeous long passes to various imaginary teammates sitting in the stands.

 

[Hend79]

From the Grauniad yesterday

Jonjo Shelvey sat at the base of midfield and pinged gorgeous long passes to various imaginary teammates sitting in the stands.

 

[scott934]

along similar lines if you asked a mag did they feel sorry for sunderland, you know what then answer is.

Of course not, they actively showed up at our games for months on end to take the piss. Not that I necessarily think sympathy would be welcome like, we deserve to be where we are for spending far too much on shite.

 

[Tin Soldier]

Has Brooce gurn yit ??

 

[West_Winger]

Deleted his account after he was outed as being the bloke behind a mag fanzine I think.

Gutted. It was a great Twitter account.

 

[ShieldsBlackCat2015]

Has Brooce gurn yit ??

Whort ore yoo torking arboot yoo eyediot!

 

[Exile 1968]

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Absolutely embarrassing

 

[pRICK]

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Absolutely embarrassing

Absolute cringe

 

[Wansbeck Viking]

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Absolutely embarrassing

What the fuck?

 

[Tin Soldier]

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Absolutely embarrassing

They can continue to sink lower even when you think they’ve reached the bottom

 

[Wolfbeard]

They can continue to sink lower even when you think they’ve reached the bottom

Not as low as the third tier and the papa johns trurphy though

 

[Chicken Kiev]

not like us to spoil their Christmas again, days after the anniversary of the 0-1 at Sid James
Tip them ower the edge this

 

[Dilligaf60]

It’s why they’ve waited til now.

 

[Baconballs]

I thought this was time of goodwill.

 

[Useful_Idiot]

Not as low as the third tier and the papa johns trurphy though

Cant hear you over the sound of our new billionaire owner how did the takeover go marra?

 

[HoxtonMackem]

Merry Xmas agent Ashley, keep stringing the deluded ****s along for another ten years please.

 

[Helmerroids]

I’m already seeing comments out how the Dreyfusses aren’t as rich as they appear, still think that they’re going to have the entire Saudi sovereign wealth fund at their disposal soon

 

[HebburnMackem]

mags

 

[hank evans]

It’s why they’ve waited til now.

Very petty and small minded if so!
I like it