What have you achieved in your life?

[Kevj]

I own a very large collection.

Of postmodernist art?

 

[AlpineExile]

Of postmodernist art?

Of back garden shits, shirley?

 

[Dogbark]

Like the vast majority, fuck all. And like the vast majority will soon be dead and within a couple of generations forgotten, and might as well have never lived.

Warrabout all that booze you've shifted recently?

 

[joemcdokes]

I had one in the hedge on the road between Ouston and Birtley once.

I take it you squatted the other side of it.

 

[Cox Green Fc]

Went 9 days without a takeaway just recently aswell

 

[becs]

I take it you squatted the other side of it.

Yes. Out running and got caught short

 

[AndyGray1985]

Striker status

Common as muck these days.

 

[Stormo]

Not a lot

 

[gluepot]

Shaping the lives for the better of thousands of people. Some a little, some a lot.
Break dancing on telly
Getting my first buck before I was 16.

One of those is truly an achievement and you can be proud of that.

 

[tunstall birdman]

One of those is truly an achievement and you can be proud of that.

Aye, which one though?

 

[dangermows]

Warrabout all that booze you've shifted recently?

Not sure that's an achievement tbh. Suppose I've potentially saved a few small breweries.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Break dancing on telly

 

[Umshy tumshy]

Letters after my name...c.p. Cycling proficiency.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

I beat Ross the ninja at chess.

 

[gluepot]

Aye, which one though?

The one that will probably last longest in other peoples' memory (I wonder if your first "conquest" remembers anything ).

Your comments on this board occasionally make me laugh which is also quite an achievement considering I am a grumpy old git.

 

[tunstall birdman]

The one that will probably last longest in other peoples' memory (I wonder if your first "conquest" remembers anything ).

Your comments on this board occasionally make me laugh which is also quite an achievement considering I am a grumpy old git.

The first one.

Although the third one, I did bump into the lass decades later and she still remembered.

 

[dangermows]

I beat Ross the ninja at chess.

Might watch that again now I'm half cut.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Might watch that again now I'm half cut.

Have you got a link?

 

[dangermows]

Have you got a link?

Will have to search as you posted it.

 

[alexander]

One New Year I had a resolution of having one thousands wanks in the new year. By 31 December my tally was 1,099. And yes, I kept a daily list.