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March to June 2020 - NEWCASTLE UTD fc

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johnna said:
Why ? Couldnt care less tbh, just that fool posts from that twitter all the time man, no idea why
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Maybe because it shines a light on some of your lunatic fringe. And if you couldn’t care less, why comment? Just let it wither on the vine man.
Wolfhunter said:
Money Mike is pretty funny to be fair! Not as funny as some people believing it's actually Ashley though!
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Very true. Whoever it is is good value, some of the replies are hilarious.
 
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mad cyril said:
i think that the vast majority of football fans have that opinion regardless of their club and what goes on off the pitch.
Generally in all aspects of life, there’s things that go on we don’t agree with but we don’t let it stop us doing what we enjoy.
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This is true but we would prefer our owners to not be on the Amnesty International hit list. You have to be a bit uncomfortable about that, although a cup win or a return to Europe will easily trump that discomfort.
 
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Saudi Arabia Is The Worst Place In The World

We packed our bags, we hopped a plane
We left our happy home
(Uh, Francine singing's kind of illegal here)
The culture seemed a bit insane
But you said "hey, when in Rome"
(Uh, seriously Francine, ixnay on the ingi...)
Maybe you've got no reason to complain
But I've got no Y chromosome

So here's what I don't like about Saudi Arabia, hit it!
*background music picks up*

You can't go out unless you are escorted by a man
And when you do you come back with a buttcrack full of sand
No alcohol, no rum and cokes and no Dom Perignon
At least a girl can have a smoke (but not on Ramadan)

Oh, it's a land of joy
If you are a boy
But if you are a girl
It's the worst place in the world

(Ok Francine we get it)
Oh, but I'm just getting started:

American girls, we do pilates
Starve ourselves until we're hotties
Why? Because we like our bodies
Check me out you uptight Saudis

Oh it's so awfully grand (come on Francine stop singing)
If you are a man (I'm only backup singing)
If you don't take me home soon Stan
I think I'm gonna hurl
It's the worst place in the world

(I started this point system and she's way behind)

I only want to see the world, explore and socialize
But in this town I can't so much as look at other guys
'Cause if I did, they'd call me harlot, whore, adulteress
I bet my last 3 all you fellas won't approve of this

Who wants a kiss?
*kissing*

It's great if you're from Mars, but not if you're from Venus
If you wanna drive a car, you'd better have a penis
So if you've got a vagina, a vulva, a clitoris...
(What is a clitoris?)
...and a labia
(You see where I'm going with this)
Stay the hell away from Saudi Arabia

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