March to June 2020 - NEWCASTLE UTD fc

[bernardbresslaw]

Could not care less about teams not in our league tbh.

First results I always look at is the teams in and around us, as they effect our chances of promotion not Newcastle!

Whatever Newcastle does at the moment has no bearing on our football club not even in the slightest

No it just has no bearing on you.
Living in Shields means half of my mates are mags and the piss-taking is relentless - they were gutted when t looked like we were going to be taken over. Why - if we are not even in the same league?

 

[Sima]

Just going to make one with all the toilet roll I've stockpiled.

I’ve still got 20 bottles of hand sanitiser tbf. It’s basically worth more than Bitcoin.

I’ve never used myself, what’s it for?

 

[Scotty 1978]

Mags wanking each other off on this thread

 

[Gorillacop]

6/4 favourites for the new PL season

 

[Wearside Wanderer II]

If the scum do get taken over the bonus will be more pressure on Donald to sell up.

Getting to the point I would have anyone with a plan and some capital to take over.

 

[Gorillacop]

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[rubberface]

6/4 favourites for the new PL season

..anar ya bored in ya 1 bedroom flat in Benwell marra but do Joe Wickes workout. You'll feel much better

 

[Mirzam]

I have not a clue why these threads are started,

 

[Ashley In!!]

Oh what have I missed?

Conversation i had with him in a now deleted thread as follows

Asked him which was the last game he went to.

He said Wimbledon away.

I said we've not even played Wimbledon away this season you mug.

He said who mentioned this season, that clearly meant Wimbledon away last season - i needed to read properly rather than assume stuff.

This would all be fine of course except for the fact he had forgotten that he had previously claimed to have been at Wembley in May.

Evidence of that is here......

Methven. Where is he ?

@kildaremackem youve been quoted a few times now

www.readytogo.net

 

[Sima]

6/4 favourites for the new PL season

What odds for the Champions League, mate?

Seeing as UEFA are bringing this new criteria in and we’ll be top of the list.

 

[Mackem2017]

Told myself I wasn’t bothered this morning when first heard the news but now I’ve seen their deluded fans talking about Mbappe Sancho etc and mocking up pictures of them in Newcastle shirts it makes me feel sick at how unbearable they will be if they sign any decent player and don’t get me started on the famous number 9 shirt.

 

[Dadsarmy73]

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Can’t see Grimsby winning the prem any time soon

 

[Sima]

Can’t see Grimsby winning the prem any time soon

More likely than Sunderland tbh.

 

[Gorillacop]

What odds for the Champions League, mate?

Seeing as UEFA are bringing this new criteria in and we’ll be top of the list.

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[Sima]

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Looks fake. There’s no chance Matt Ritchie would sign for us.

 

[Johnap]

Bet the bastards get a monorail as well

Class!

 

[mr chuckles]

If they do get taken over it might be a good thing for us in respect to our situation, it might entice others to invest or buy other clubs in the North east

 

[Sima]

If they do get taken over it might be a good thing for us in respect to our situation, it might entice others to invest or buy other clubs in the North east

Competition is healthy, you had some of your best seasons in recent years when we had that period between 1992 and 2004.

Had some awful ones as well mind...

 

[Bears Beets]

..anar ya bored in ya 1 bedroom flat in Benwell marra but do Joe Wickes workout. You'll feel much better

he’s more likely one bit of exercise away from a heart attack or a stroke.

Don’t let me discourage you though Gorillacock.....

 

[Sima]

he’s more likely one bit of exercise away from a heart attack or a stroke.

Don’t let me discourage you though Gorillacock.....

#bekind

A lot getting nervous about something that will peter out in a fortnight.