Just because I dress like this doesn't make me a Communist

[andysfootball]

What's your favourite one liner lyrics then?

 

[Skandhaless]

Then she cut her hair and I stopped loving her...

 

[Old Prestonian]

The time that it takes to make a baby, can be the time it takes to make a cup of tea.

 

[RestlessNatives]

If you've got a blacklist, I want to be on it.

 

[EchoMan]

A superstar but he didn’t get far

 

[MackemSmokey]

Your missus calls me Moses because i gave her a sea in 2

 

[Arkle]

There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets

 

[JAZZMANB]

I know I ain't doing much ,doing nothing means a lot to me

 

[andysfootball]

They smelt of pubs and Wormwwod Scrubs.....

 

[Mickdundee]

I put some food in the cat’s bowl, that way the cat doesn’t think I’m an asshole.

 

[Makem57]

Wait till your boat goes down , that's when you will need me most.

 

[becs]

Imagine his surprise when he opened his eyes and I'd run the lawnmower over his thighs

 

[b1gals]

In my dream I was drowning my sorrows
But my sorrows, they learned to swim

 

[Old Prestonian]

I put you on a pedestal, they put you on the pill.

 

[Quench]

The devil came and took me from bar to street to bookie

With my own hands, when I make love your memory

 

[Wilson ftm]

They mocked me in my mocks and embroidered in my socks.

 

[RestlessNatives]

How can you lie there and think of England when you don't even know who's in the team.

 

[Hue Jorgan]

I closed my eyes and when I looked
Your name was in the memorial book

 

[Teed]

For your hearts are like your mountains in the homes of Donegal

 

[KeefBeer]

It's funny how their missus always look so bleeding same