Just because I dress like this doesn't make me a Communist

[WattStaxy]

I seen her with the milkman
Riding down the street
When you’re through with my baby milkman
Send her home to me

 

[LeicesterMackem]

1. Jemima surrender, I'm gonna give it to you.


2. She inherited a million bucks,
And when she died it came to me.
I can't help it if I'm lucky.

 

[faith brothers]

And if you haven't noticed yet im more immpressionable when my cement is wet!


Arseholes bastards f***ing ***** and pricks.

 

[LeicesterMackem]

Well I've heard there was a secret chord
That David played and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do you?

 

[WattStaxy]

2. She inherited a million bucks,
And when she died it came to me.
I can't help it if I'm lucky.

Some are mathematicians
Some are carpenters wives

 

[LeicesterMackem]

Some are mathematicians
Some are carpenters wives

We could fill this entire thread with just Dylan lines

Yes, I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes,
You'd know what a drag it is to see you.

 

[Keyser Soze]

For comedy value:

Can’t complain, mustn't grumble, help yourself to another piece of apple crumble

You’re about as easy as a nuclear war

I'm as serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer

Slowly walking down the hall, Faster than a cannonball

 

[millfield ftm]

If paradise to you is cheap beer and overtime

 

[dom]

I look all white but my dad was black

 

[Skandhaless]

Many rivers to cross, but just where to begin..I'm playing for time

 

[LeicesterMackem]

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows I'm miserable now.

 

[Scimmy]

Forward! He cried, from the rear, and the front rank died.

The general sat, and the lines on the map moved from side to side.

 

[A Teenstone]

Son I'm 30,
I only went with your mother 'cos she's dirty

Possibly the best opening line to a song ever.
Take a bow Sean William Ryder

 

[LeicesterMackem]

Forward! He cried, from the rear, and the front rank died.

The general sat, and the lines on the map moved from side to side.

We're just two lost souls, swimming in a fish bowl, year after year.

 

[Jap Stammer]

Is a dream a lie if it don't come true?

 

[LeicesterMackem]

Is a dream a lie if it don't come true?

Is yesterday tomorrow today?

 

[Skandhaless]

We're just two lost souls, swimming in a fish bowl, year after year.

Have you exchanged, a walk on part in a war , for a lead role in a cage .

 

[Dan..Dan..Dan..Dan]

There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves
With the possible exception of being Garth Brooks

Nearly mate, it's Crooks.

 

[I'm Spartacus]

Dancing in the disco bumper to bumper, wait a minute...where’s me jumper...

 

[Old Prestonian]

Dancing in the disco bumper to bumper, wait a minute...where’s me jumper...

It's alright to say things can only get better, you haven't lost your brand new sweater.