Coronavirus compendium thread

-tasteless tomatoes
-confused cucumbers
- obnoxious onions
- crass cabbage
- pedantic potatoes
- lousy leaks
- lazy lettuce
- arrogant apples
- obstinate oranges
- stupid strawberries
- bland bananas
- cheeky cherries

I could go on but. This is just a few examples of what you have to tolerate living here! If it wasn't for the stunning women, i'd have left already.
 


gards2 said:
-tasteless tomatoes
-confused cucumbers
- obnoxious onions
- crass cabbage
- pedantic potatoes
- lousy leaks
- lazy lettuce
- arrogant apples
- obstinate oranges
- stupid strawberries
- bland bananas
- cheeky cherries

I could go on but. This is just a few examples of what you have to tolerate living here! If it wasn't for the stunning women, i'd have left already.
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gards2 said:
-tasteless tomatoes
-confused cucumbers
- obnoxious onions
- crass cabbage
- pedantic potatoes
- lousy leaks
- lazy lettuce
- arrogant apples
- obstinate oranges
- stupid strawberries
- bland bananas
- cheeky cherries

I could go on but. This is just a few examples of what you have to tolerate living here! If it wasn't for the stunning women, i'd have left already.
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Down to pathetic plumbing?
 
stupeo said:
You don’t really know what you are talking about

Your first two paragraphs are a contradiction but then again you got it off the Tele and despite not understanding it, in your opinion it’s massive

as for part 2, statistics are what you make them but travel has been banned from Hubei for the best part of 10 days

But anyway I’ll stick with the expert advice I receive over people on an Internet forum with limited knowledge
This thread shows one thing, a lot of strikers got there by just posting complete bollocks
This week will give a clear indication as to if we have it under control

We predict it’s ok, expect ongoing flight bans to China but I doubt we will see any further measures
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Everything you have posted here makes me think you are a hospital porter or similar
 
We really can't get any proper info on this until it hits outside China IMO. I see the latest cases are down in Hubei province , I just can't see how this is possible.
 
Writing in The Times newspaper today Peter Piot says the uk could face a major outbreak of this corona virus and that a pandemic is now likely.

When someone with such impeccable credentials as his makes such statements I'd say its fair to have some concern over what might lay ahead.
 
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They have started rounding up suspected cases and removing them from their homes. Wuhan citizens only at the moment but who knows eh.
 
garyswc said:
Writing in The Times newspaper today Peter Piot says the uk could face a major outbreak of this corona virus and that a pandemic is now likely.

When someone with such impeccable credentials as his makes such statements I'd say its fair to have some concern over what might lay ahead.
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If it hits here then we are in big trouble, people can't follow simple advice and are selfish.
 
Wood Green Mackem said:
If it hits here then we are in big trouble, people can't follow simple advice and are selfish.
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Agreed, human behaviour will knack us in the uk. Different story in China, I'm guessing people there are told what to do rather than being advised, I'm also guessing on the whole they do what they're told.

Calum Semple was live on BBC one being interviewed much earlier this morning. Asked about the piece on the front page of the Times, he commented about the likely coarse of events in the UK he quickly moved to the point where we fail to contain matters. He reckoned outbreaks with peaks in the summer then again in the winter (in the uk).
 

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