Bit sick of FB

[MackemSmokey]

Who did you used to be ?

1st login marra believe it or not

 

[Gibraltar Mackem]

What type of watch do you wear and how much disposable income do you have.

 

[jaxaxe]

Is anyone gonna guess who it is.

wtdog

i reckon its roger trying to stir the pot

Subs bench.... hmmm....

WE HAVE ANOTHER ONE !!!

 

[JAZZMANB]

once you leave school you should really give it up mind, its for bairns man

Sick of telling people ,no bairns go on FB .Not cool

 

[Fred Basset]

Its horrid stuff

Offensive. Your post sickens me.

 

[mad cyril]

How anybody can be bored of Frank Bruno is beyond me.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Front Bottoms??

This is the second post on this thread that reminded me of @tunstall birdman

Facebook is for scratters and middle aged women who suffer from vaginal dryness .

This was the first

 

[yorkyexile]

If you want to talk about football, use the Pure Football forum.
If you want to talk about politics, use the Politics sub-forum of the SMB board.
If you want to talk about random things in the news or life in general, ask for help with things in everyday life or talk about TV, films and music, use the SMB forum.
If you want to talk rubbish, post pictures of women in bikinis or play counting games, post in Parsnip forum.
If you want to talk about computer games or gambling, use the Games and Gambling forum.

Don't be overly abusive, don't post anything libellous, don't post porn, don't break any laws, don't post any personal information about yourself or others, and you'll be fine.

Oh, and the standard greeting on here for new posters is "Fuck off Toon Toon".

So....


Fuck off Toon Toon.

And for fucks sake don`t mention your hair or your very being or essence
Although in the OP`s case i`ve a sneaky feeling that wont be a problem

No vaginal dryness in Gilly’s house che.

True. She`s usually dripping like a knackered fridge when i see her

 

[Gillythedilf]

And for fucks sake don`t mention your hair or your very being or essence
Although in the OP`s case i`ve a sneaky feeling that wont be a problem

True. She`s usually dripping like a knackered fridge when i see her

It’s like feeding a horse che

 

[yorkyexile]

It’s like feeding a horse che

 

[ARs biscuit]

Format the fucker
Shit in her knicker draw
Shower with the dog to save time and money.

Ask advice because as "head of the family" it's your duty.

 

[The soap powder]

Offensive. Your post sickens me.

Coffee sickens me

 

[Archbishop 22]

He’s dead Susan.

 

[Blue Bell Lad]

And for fucks sake don`t mention your hair or your very being or essence
Although in the OP`s case i`ve a sneaky feeling that wont be a problem

True. She`s usually dripping like a knackered fridge when i see her

I'm nicking the last one if you don't mind Gilly la.

I'm nicking the last one if you don't mind Gilly la.

If I don't pull in Sinatra's later I'm having words marra.

 

[Gillythedilf]

I'm nicking the last one if you don't mind Gilly la.

If I don't pull in Sinatra's later I'm having words marra.

Best pint of Fosters in the town .

 

[Blue Bell Lad]

Best pint of Fosters in the town .

That's the beauty of the place, can't remember what you rattled

 

[Footyboots]

Never expected such a fantastic response, feeling at home already.

 

[look out piano]

Never expected such a fantastic response, feeling at home already.

Have ya shit in it's knicker drawer yet man hew ?

 

[tunstall birdman]

Never expected such a fantastic response, feeling at home already.

That's the spirit!!

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Never expected such a fantastic response, feeling at home already.

Do you believe in aliens? ffs I've asked you like 3 times already.