look out piano
Striker
If I do your glass eye will be knocking out the zzzzz's quick smart ffsOooo keep talking
Yup, I'd find more of them on Netmums tbf
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Bit sick of FB
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The or is not obligatory. Plenty of examples of "beware the xxx". "Ides of March" in earlier examples. I rather like that style.
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tunstall birdman
Striker
If I do your glass eye will be knocking out the zzzzz's quick smart ffs
Yup, I'd find more of them on Netmums tbf
These's some truth in that. The word I added was 'of' not those two words.
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Karate chop a seagull in half
Use lion shit
and above all windmill like fuck
the boot
Winger
Would you rather get the bus Halfway home from peterlee or have a Greggs pasty.
Gillythedilf
Winger
Have a spreadsheet for you monthly bills.
never close your curtains during the day.
call everyone a racist who doesn’t agree with you.
to win an argument produce a meaningless graph or pie chart.
Have no control over your children.
vote labour.
Argue the reasons the country didn’t really understand the leave vote.
Post during the day in work hrs.
never close your curtains during the day.
call everyone a racist who doesn’t agree with you.
to win an argument produce a meaningless graph or pie chart.
Have no control over your children.
vote labour.
Argue the reasons the country didn’t really understand the leave vote.
Post during the day in work hrs.
PinzaC55
Striker
Format the fucker.
Mr.Thunders
Striker
Don't be afraid to ask what in-jokes actually mean
S.S.R..
Winger
and grief junkies.
Seaham Towny
Striker
Post as much as you can til you’re accepted to the secret Strikers forum.
The soap powder
Winger
If you could save Seaburn there is a canny thread on here for you
Depend on how much spare cash you have you might get more friends
Don't admit to not liking coffee ,,,, I got hammered for that
Be nice
Don't argue just turn away
Group sex is well talked about ive noticed so any knowledge on where we can get that would be good
Oh and of course fuck off ya mag
Depend on how much spare cash you have you might get more friends
Don't admit to not liking coffee ,,,, I got hammered for that
Be nice
Don't argue just turn away
Group sex is well talked about ive noticed so any knowledge on where we can get that would be good
Oh and of course fuck off ya mag
Footyboots
Full Back
Bit overwhelmed, thanks you lot. Thanks for the advice which was .......interesting 
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Do you believe in aliens?Bit overwhelmed, thanks you lot. Thanks for the advice which was .......interesting
Parsnip this Shite.
As if this is a new poster
Kevsgreat
Striker
It is shite though.
Intro to the SMB.
Start a thread asking about the best second hand car to buy for £10k. Focus or summat.
Start a thread asking about the best deal on a lease car. Buy one.
Start a thread asking about your nearly new diesel Focus not running properly. Blast it down the A19 to clear it out.
Start a thread asking about a good mechanic. DIY job, easy.
Start a thread about asking about how much disposable income other posters have. None of your business.
Think that covers the basics.
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The soap powder
Winger
badger bill
Goalkeeper
Watch you letterbox
You’re dead to me Susan
You’re dead to me Susan
