Scarlett Moffat

[JohnSmithUK]

Would

Just

Had worse.

The lass probably says the same of me like.

 

[Arkle]

NDOYT?

 

[SAFCOldie]

Didn't see tonights but last night Richard Osman was speechless a couple of times with her answers..proper fkn numb like.

Sometimes these types pretend to be thicker than they are to keep up the image of loveable thickie to the gullable masses IMO of course

 

[joemcdokes]

Has a degree anarl.

Means fuck all loads of people have degrees and have no common sense.

 

[Curlyteeth]

Strange looking I think, then again she is from Bishop

I am from bishop and I am strange looking. Its in the water. From the gaunless

 

[Dennis]

I'd buck her

 

[Deleted member 40035]

She attended one of my gigs, she is a lovely lass. She requested we played some Kings of Leon so we obliged, no it wasn't sex on fire.

 

[Far Tibetan Mountain]

Wanna bet

She's not the prettiest, but standards slip a bit when you're wrecked...

 

[Latka Gravas]

There’s not enough beer in a pub.

Give ower, I’d go there sober

 

[Lambchops]

Give ower, I’d go there sober

Yes lad!!

 

[Latka Gravas]

Yes lad!!

I’ve been with far worse, there’s some right fussy fuckers on here.

 

[Henry_Hill]

Has a degree anarl.

Means nothing these days unfortunately, get them just for turning up

 

[Some Random Guy]

There’s not enough beer in a pub.

Pretty face, doubt it would take me more than 4.

Would probably need to pour more down her neck to make her think having a go on me was a good idea.

 

[Caer_Urfa]

A family of mags.

explains her weight then

 

[Lambchops]

I’ve been with far worse, there’s some right fussy fuckers on here.

I've been with Joe bugners ugly sister, a dwarf, a lass in calipers, a retard, Welsh lasses and a pensioner - safe to say I'm getting right upto the makers nameplate with scarlett

 

[Falconhoof]

Waddnt and I've took stuff home from Arizona in the past

 

[Some Random Guy]

... a lass in calipers, a retard..

Thats a niche right there.

 

[Kevj]

I've been with Joe bugners ugly sister, a dwarf, a lass in calipers, a retard, Welsh lasses and a pensioner - safe to say I'm getting right upto the makers nameplate with scarlett

How many of them did you do in a state of sobriety?

 

[Lambchops]

How many of them did you do in a state of sobriety?

Non tbf

 

[Latka Gravas]

I've been with Joe bugners ugly sister, a dwarf, a lass in calipers, a retard, Welsh lasses and a pensioner - safe to say I'm getting right upto the makers nameplate with scarlett

People like you make me sick