Spennymackem1981
Winger
as a follow up to the other thread...
Not pulling out for me like
Not pulling out for me like
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Inviting @tooliohelmet into my life. What an utter bellend he's turned out to be. I've recently had to apply for a restraining order, to keep him away from both myself and my family. He keeps telling my children he's a long lost uncle who's just returned from sleeping rough in the Amazon and continually sends pictures of his feet to my partner to discuss his bunions. Nightmare!
So you sent her pictures of your cock shaped toes instead...? weirdo.She wanted dick pics but i though that over stepped the mark. Said she hasn't seen a fully grown male cock in over 20 years......
Buying a buy to let. I regularly rue that f***ing day.
thankfully my good decisions outweigh the bad.
Thinking it was just a fart.
Many years ago, I'd been for a night out in Hartlepool, with my mates, and had a good drink.
On the way, back to my bedsit, we'd called into the chippy for a takeaway, and I needed a piss, so nipped around a back street, but being a bit the worse for wear, I was overconfident of my ability to hold my curry & chips in one hand, while releasing the beast, with the other hand, which I managed to do, without a problem.
It was when I'd finished peeing and tried to put said beast, back into it's cage (with one hand) that I got caught in my zip.
I think I might have screamed like a lass, and the curry and chips, went all down the front of my new crombie (I was a natty dresser, and trend setter, back in the day,)
I tried to free myself, and my mates tried to unzip me, all to no avail.
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Mine was probably moving jobs from local government to the higher education sector. It made sense at the time based on the fact I had an hour each way commute with 2 kids under 2 at the time, my wife was earning about £12k less than she is now, and “what if there’s an emergency with the kids and I’m stuck 45 miles away?”. I quickly realised LG was the place for me and it took me nearly 3 years to get back into one of the local councils. In hindsight the “your hours of work is the number of hours required to do your job” line in my contract should have had me changing my mind and turning down the job.
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Our lass has an Evoque and it has been back to the dealers in one year more times than every other car we have ever owned combined. Never again.Buying not 1 but 2 , landrovers they were both a pile of shit, thought the first one was just a bit of bad luck , but the second one was worse.
On the car front, going for a Renault Kadjar is a big mistake for me. Not only did it end up being a higher monthly cost than we’d told the dealer our budget was, it eats oil. I put in a litre every month and it’s been in to the garage 4 time’s and we keep being told that it’s “within tolerance”. As soon as the finance deal is up we’ll be getting another Honda!Buying not 1 but 2 , landrovers they were both a pile of shit, thought the first one was just a bit of bad luck , but the second one was worse.