Takeover Rumours

[Mrjardine]

Another from the 'Reiver file' in Jardine's endless list of bookmarks

As usual, a total distortion ....

“Of all of the many floppy haired 'here today-gone tomorrow' foreign managers or the fat jaded old Brits like Allarydyce”

It’s not important but I fail to see what’s distorted in that. Pretty clear really.

 

[Football Dinosaur]

I was at Peterborough yesterday mate

There was a mag in the home end

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Aye we saw you

Bugger beat me to it

 

[Ohnonotagain]

They are buying a Ferrari with a Fiat 126 engine. Just need a good mechanic to fit a Ferrari engine back in there.

Our previous mechanics have been trying to fit a knackered ferrari engine into a Fiat 126.

 

[steve30000]

There was a mag in the home end

Bugger beat me to it

I'm glad they put an arrow on there..

 

[Reiver]

Ah ha!

'Island in Bahamas' = Tracy Island
Tracy Island = International Rescue
International Rescue = Dave Milliband (current head)
Dave Milliband brought into Sunderland by - Niall Quinn.
Of course Niall would advise the new owners!

This is too easy

Absolutely brilliant post mate, great to see how many people can open themselves up to accepting the humour in all this .....

..... oops, I spoke too soon, here's Jardine with his bookmarks conveniently ignoring the follow up comment I made about Allardyce

“Of all of the many floppy haired 'here today-gone tomorrow' foreign managers or the fat jaded old Brits like Allarydyce”

It’s not important but I fail to see what’s distorted in that. Pretty clear really.

 

[Hair Flick]

I'm glad they put an arrow on there..

I knew it was going on Pure Football so planned accordingly.

 

[Exmoor Hippy]

“Of all of the many floppy haired 'here today-gone tomorrow' foreign managers or the fat jaded old Brits like Allarydyce”

It’s not important but I fail to see what’s distorted in that. Pretty clear really.

Madness..half of the modern game is been able to find good players(at the right price)...and there's not many with better contacts than Sam.

 

[thecloughywobble]

Professor Plum in the billiard room with the lead piping.

 

[Guinness Guzzler]

Ah ha!

'Island in Bahamas' = Tracy Island
Tracy Island = International Rescue
International Rescue = Dave Milliband (current head)
Dave Milliband brought into Sunderland by - Niall Quinn.
Of course Niall would advise the new owners!

This is too easy

Or... English - Allardyce
Retired - Allardyce
Knows the club - Allardyce
Then Reiver said "countryfile". Allardyce left to manage his country and had a sort of a file (a paedophile) in his squad while he was here. It's Allardyce*

* I know Johnson wasn't technically a paedophile, I'm allowing myself a bit of artistic licence

 

[AC Mack]

Jawohl!

Ja!

 

[JOEJA]

How the fuck were we supposed to work that out like

Its dusty bin

 

[thecloughywobble]

Or... English - Allardyce
Retired - Allardyce
Knows the club - Allardyce
Then Reiver said "countryfile". Allardyce left to manage his country and had a sort of a file (a paedophile) in his squad while he was here. It's Allardyce*

* I know Johnson wasn't technically a paedophile, I'm allowing myself a bit of artistic licence

Emphasis on the fust syllable....

 

[DH4]

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Aye we saw you

It all makes sense now. All these self proclaimed "Sunderland fans" on here slagging the club, the fans etc. are the same ones turning up at all our away games wearing Newcastle tops.

 

[ISOE II]

Or... English - Allardyce
Retired - Allardyce
Knows the club - Allardyce
Then Reiver said "countryfile". Allardyce left to manage his country and had a sort of a file (a paedophile) in his squad while he was here. It's Allardyce*

* I know Johnson wasn't technically a paedophile, I'm allowing myself a bit of artistic licence

The clue he gave was Hoddle

 

[PS]

Or... English - Allardyce
Retired - Allardyce
Knows the club - Allardyce
Then Reiver said "countryfile". Allardyce left to manage his country and had a sort of a file (a paedophile) in his squad while he was here. It's Allardyce*

* I know Johnson wasn't technically a paedophile, I'm allowing myself a bit of artistic licence

Ha'way, man, it's never the obvious suspect! Have you never read Agatha Christie?

 

[Exmoor Hippy]

The clue he gave was Hoddle

If Hoddle comes in would be very bad for his health. Suicide.
Plus Hoddle is SD's man..makes sense they would have their 'own man'.

 

[thecloughywobble]

If Hoddle comes in would be very bad for his health. Suicide.
Plus Hoddle is SD's man..makes sense they would have their 'own man'.

Waddle. Diamond Lights remix....

 

[DH4]

If Hoddle comes in would be very bad for his health. Suicide.
Plus Hoddle is SD's man..makes sense they would have their 'own man'.

It is all adding up to Hoddle. We will come back reincarnated as a football team. Eileen Drury will see to it.

 

[Reiver]

The OP, @Davyred, must be looking at this, laughing his bits off and thinking, 'Shit, this thread is going for GOLDDDDDDDD!!!'

 

[steve30000]

The OP, @Davyred, must be looking at this, laughing his bits off and thinking, 'Shit, this thread is going for GOLDDDDDDDD!!!'

Only if it goes through.

Dragons den started on bbc2.