Newcastle FC (Aug 19)

[rubberface]

Please sink

It will go down quicker than Jordan marra!!!

They'll all be watching the game on a telly in the boat

 

[Dilligaf60]

All his money you think fat Steve would get his nose done

Don’t think there’s an available dry dock big enough marra.

 

[Geronimo]

Don't get much for £40 mill

 

[becs]

What are they protesting about?

Lack of gravy in House of Fraser

 

[Dilligaf60]

Almiron looks like he is about to cry.

Wouldn’t you if you looked like him?

 

[Julio]

Another game goes by where the world class Almeron neither scores or creates a goal

 

[SAFC11]

Thought Maitland-Niles was better than Aubameyang

 

[Realist]

Wouldn’t you if you looked like him?

 

[Bear]

Made my day that tbh ...

... I hadn't realised how many hundreds of lasses I've shagged

 

[GordonMuchallNo1Fan]

Almiron is appalling

 

[dixonsafc]

That Almiron is a f***ing weird looking twat.

 

[10 Gary Rowells]

Saint Maximam looks horrendous - thought he must be on loan but my lad said he cost £18M. Him and Jolinton cost £58M between them. I know its only one game but what you get for your money now is appalling.

 

[ATS]

Aubameyang may aswell not be on the pitch most of the time. Scores goals though but all round game is wank

Just got man of the match

 

[GiantHogweed]

Saint-Maxipad was evidently tearing it up in training all week.

 

[Julio]

Somebody remind me again how much they spent on both Almeron and Joelinton? I fancy pissing myself laughing the rest of the day

 

[thecloughywobble]

Can’t think how the tool bar is different mate, maybe it’s because I’m on me iPad. Truth be told I’m not the tech type. To me it’s a tool not a hobby like it is with some.

Likewise. It was fine before (I'm a striker & nee mistake) but it seems to have gorn. Can't honestly recall whether it was OK after the revamp. I'm on an android phone. Samsung's cheapo. Anyway, now I'm a curding hexpurt it'll be reet.

 

[Reiver]

My eyes aren't what they once were (I'm a large font fuckwit now) but, by Jove, that looks mare like dozens (scores, at a push) rather than hundreds. Tomorrow it'll doubtless have been thoozanz.

I've just studied them and they're the same thousands who 'took the Fulwell'

 

[Godric]

Agnew to Brucie there, "What the fuk are we doing here Steve".

That will be the question on the mags' lips when they realise he's tactically found wanting

 

[Secret Visage]

Wouldn’t you if you looked like him?

Looks like a cartoon character that's run into a lamppost.

 

[Super Ted]

Phoooo the Mags looked bad today, Excellent stuff.