FIRST ASHES TEST: Edgbaston

[cooky]

Some right bedwetters on here mind shitting their pants at 80/3 when they have won the toss and batted first. Are we expecting to roll them out for 150 every time or something?

 

[Jack Torrance]

Some right bedwetters on here mind shitting their pants at 80/3 when they have won the toss and batted first. Are we expecting to roll them out for 150 every time or something?

Tbf I think a lot are just concerned that we're a bowler down now

 

[Steesafc]

Hawayyyyyy

 

[BIG BAZ]

outside the line

 

[Steesafc]

Horrible bastard

 

[Chappers]

Twats

 

[chopsfc007]

Lucky lesbian

 

[cooky]

Tbf I think a lot are just concerned that we're a bowler down now

Thats a legitimate concern but slighlty over the top to say they are on top and 400 is on.

 

[rentaghost]

outside the line

Doesn't matter when you aren't playing a shot. Missing the stumps anyway.

 

[BIG BAZ]

Doesn't matter when you aren't playing a shot. Missing the stumps anyway.

of course...wtf am I thinking

 

[Mainze]

Umpires having a mare on this pitch

 

[BIG BAZ]

GTFI ...

 

[Chappers]

Always said root uses his reviews well.

 

[Baby Give It Up]

Gerrin.

The umpires are having a mare mind

 

[chopsfc007]

Woakes is different class

 

[Snappy]

COME ON

Woakes is different class

Home ground. He loves it.

 

[TopCat]

f***ing gerrin. Get the lesbo cheat out now and we're into them

 

[Sharpshooter]

England should win this test from here if they get Aus under 200.

 

[Mr Redknapp]

Didn't someone mention the moving ball here??

 

[brandon]

Always said root uses his reviews well.

Unless he allows himself to be influenced by Broad.