Christ, he'll be digging his red & white top out of his cupboard shortly.
In all seriousness, are you not embarrassed that one of your supposed more intelligent fans is coming out with shite like that?
Don't blame him for asking the question, after all the season hasn't started. If he was asking for a refund after a hypothetical heavy Arsenal defeat that would be cringeworthy.
Personally, I wouldn't do it like. I'd just cancel my direct debit and write it off.