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Newcastle FC (june/july2019)
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hank williams
Striker
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rubberfacejnr
Guest
Still time.Surprised the coffin actually didn't make an appearance mind
MackemTackem
Midfield
There was a greedy Fat Spanish Waiter called Rafa,
he was the gravy stained clubs gaffer,
now he has left the geordies very fastly,
Meltdoon in Cartoon land has got nasty,
and they all crying into their greggs pasties!
he was the gravy stained clubs gaffer,
now he has left the geordies very fastly,
Meltdoon in Cartoon land has got nasty,
and they all crying into their greggs pasties!
samaistonsrightfoot
Striker
Wa had to play 5 at the back
As wa didn't know how to attack
Mike Ashley is tight
So Rafas not shite
And now wa refuse to go back
#wego
As wa didn't know how to attack
Mike Ashley is tight
So Rafas not shite
And now wa refuse to go back
#wego
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hank williams
Striker
Some of these poems would put shakepeare to shame
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O Rafa, Rafa, wherefore art thou Rafa?
Deny Mike Ashley and refuse thy name.
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn at
And You’ll no longer be a Mag.
‘Tis but thy name that is my enemy:
Thou art thyself, though not a Mag.
What’s a Mag? It is nor hand nor foot
Nor arm nor face nor any other part
Belonging to a man. O be some other name.
What’s in a name? That which we call a Mag
By any other name would smell as shite;
So Rafa would, were he not Rafa call’d,
Retain that dear perfection which he owes
Without that title. Rafa, doff thy Mag name
And for that name, which is no part of thee,
And fuck off to China
Aituk7
Striker
hank williams
Striker
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The Lonious Monk
Guest
well done
Except this one
There’ll be some clever bastard come on here telling me I’ve got all the context wrong
FanchesterCity
Central Defender
Once more there's a fog on the Tyne
Now Rafa has gone they're all cryin'
He ain't black and white...
He didn't give a shite
He's off to a club that is buyin'
But dont cry too hard dear toon
You'll be rid of Mike Ashley quite soon
The prospect seems bonny
But you'll be right up the swanny
When you realise it's you that's the loon
Now Rafa has gone they're all cryin'
He ain't black and white...
He didn't give a shite
He's off to a club that is buyin'
But dont cry too hard dear toon
You'll be rid of Mike Ashley quite soon
The prospect seems bonny
But you'll be right up the swanny
When you realise it's you that's the loon
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FishburnMackem
Winger
That's actually pretty good tbf, and the comment from Charlton about wanting to see what happens on season 2
OohBaldyBally
Striker
The fat Spanish lads left the toon
Nee mention he once took them doon
He spunked loads of cash
But they still blame fat Ash
Fuck the mags, dirty black and white bastards.
Nee mention he once took them doon
He spunked loads of cash
But they still blame fat Ash
Fuck the mags, dirty black and white bastards.
hank williams
Striker
Was hoping the gravy stained twats would've least smashed up,the big market
Say what you like about curly perm least he had the bottle to face the jaw dee nahsun
There’ll be some clever bastard come on here telling me I’ve got all the context wrong
You have the context all wrong
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