Newcastle FC (june/july2019)

[AscotMackem]

@atypicalgravystainer

RIGHT BOYS ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

Sunderland boys been saying their limericks are better than ours.

So 6pm tomorrow we're meeting at Sir Bobbies statue and having a slam poetry battle. (and no we won't have a police escort and get paraded around like the fannies we are... Again. )

Bring your best lines.

#ashleyout #nufc

 

[CARLOS CLASS]

You must be logged on to see external links

The clip of this weapon man


WWAAAARRRRRR!!!!

IQ of a slug

 

[tunstall birdman]

The ghost of Sir Bobby looked down with great worry,
As Benitez had left in a hurry
But Mike Ashley was clever, as he sought to endeavour
Gaffer appointment advice from Bob Murray

LOL

 

[Ohnonotagain]

Absolutely gutted, think he is the most overrated manager in the game.

Spends a lot of money on dross then doesnt play them.

Hasnt left the scum any firm foundation to build on.

 

[Axionknight]

Really needed another thread for this like.

 

[stephen cartwright]

IQ of a slug

As a slug, I’m outraged at the above

 

[cluffy]

There was a fat waiter called Rafa
Hailed by mags as one hell of a gaffa
His boring nil nils
Gave them so many thrills
Their patter got naffer and naffer

 

[stephen cartwright]

Absolutely gutted, think he is the most overrated manager in the game.

Spends a lot of money on dross then doesnt play them.

Hasnt left the scum any firm foundation to build on.

You need to up your limerick post quality mate

 

[stephen cartwright]

There was a fat waiter called Rafa
Hailed by mags as one hell of a gaffa
His boring nil nils
Gave them so many thrills
Their patter got naffer and naffer

Boooo

 

[aceman]

They hired wor Rafa the Gaffa
We were telt that he was the new Masta
Nothing could gan wrong
the Skunks were in song
Mike Ashley's a fuckin disasta

 

[Kid Galahad]

Going on like a load of blirts about a manager who doesn't want to be there and has a 31% win ratio in the premiership, worse than Big Sam and Pardew who they ran out of town, f***ing gimps aren't wired up right !

 

[Deleted member 2014]

Rafa waved bye to the Toon,
And not a moment too soon,
The football is shite
The Mackem's are right
By March the scum will be doon

 

[stephen cartwright]

Just for info, did the fraud have a house on Tyneside?

 

[Dadsarmy73]

The horses are running for their life
And shouting at shops is now rife
The Toons Kapoot
The bedsheets are oot
Cos Rafa pissed off and left them in shite

 

[Kid Galahad]

Just for info, did the fraud have a house on Tyneside?

A hotel room...

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

He’s played them like a violin

Fair play to the childish tart

Rafa has left the Mags
This is a shit haiku
Fuck off

 

[Dadsarmy73]

They hired wor Rafa the Gaffa
We were telt that he was the new Masta
Nothing could gan wrong
the Skunks were in song
Mike Ashley's a fuckin disasta

 

[tunstall birdman]

Manger biblical forum this post please

Beat me to it.

 

[Wise Man Says]

Logon or register to see this image

There's a mod on their way to merge this thread in 3... 2.... 1

I don’t like Villa, but they were great that day, fair play

 

[Randy Ostrich]

As a mag you've probably got rabies
And you're about as popular as Ian Brady
Your sister's a slag
Yet you can't get a shag
And you stink to high heaven of gravy