Newcastle FC (june/july2019)

[C-S-L Mackem]

Oh the fans how they loved Rafael,
So much that they gave Ashley hell,
Got their banners out,
And they staged a boycoutt,
Because the thick bastards can't spell.

(Yes, I am aware of the irony of this!)

 

[AscotMackem]

North East top dogs,
We deserve to be higher!
The rafalution is comin,
Not Newcastle, but China.

 

[safc1981]

He is one of their own they once sang about Mike, but like PJ & Duncan it was a bit of a syke. He has made Sunderland laugh from day one, it’s even better fat Rafa has gone.

 

[Wansbeck Viking]

There once was a fat Spanish waiter,
Who said, sorry Ashley see you later,
While the mags shout at shops,
In their gravy stained tops,
They grieve as if Rafa met his maker.

 

[myleftfoot1978]

Go compare
Go compare
Rafa left his job he is no longer there,
When your choices are many,
You can make a pretty penny,
When you fly off with China air

 

[deleted user 785]

Wtf

 

[Roker SOL]

Mmmm 2020/21 mebbes

We could go up, they go down and we somehow miss each other as they get relegated to League 1?

That would be very interesting.

 

[frot]

What’s going on locally like, marra?

Wasn’t there the story about fire services being dangerously under staffed in the area that literally broke yesterday? I haven’t seen today’s Chronicle front page, but I can nearly guarantee that they didn’t put as much effort into designing an eye catching and dramatic front page like they have for tomorrow.

There’s also plenty of major national stories that have major implications locally atm. Just seems to add to the cringe to go full hog on this story considering everything else going on.

 

[Zig81]

Wasn’t there the story about fire services being dangerously under staffed in the area that literally broke yesterday? I haven’t seen today’s Chronicle front page, but I can nearly guarantee that they didn’t put as much effort into designing an eye catching and dramatic front page like they have for tomorrow.

There’s also plenty of major national stories that have major implications locally atm. Just seems to add to the cringe to go full hog on this story considering everything else going on.

Ya divvent undastand

 

[Sima]

Wasn’t there the story about fire services being dangerously under staffed in the area that literally broke yesterday? I haven’t seen today’s Chronicle front page, but I can nearly guarantee that they didn’t put as much effort into designing an eye catching and dramatic front page like they have for tomorrow.

There’s also plenty of major national stories that have major implications locally atm. Just seems to add to the cringe to go full hog on this story considering everything else going on.

What do you honestly think will sell more papers in predominantly the Newcastle Area? Understaffed fire services or a report on the Newcastle United manager leaving?

The national papers are there to cover the national news.

 

[Billy Batts]

FTM.

 

[Deleted member 35923]

Ms Benitez she put on the kettle
Rafa said ‘Hew! leave that bag into settle’
She said ‘The tea would taste finer if we fucked off to China’
And now the Mags are all in a fettle

 

[td586]

any of you lot on twitter, i'm offering to donate £100 to a Newcastle charity, if it can be proven that one person who slated my shop, has actually been in there

#whereismalcolmspoor

 

[Father Jack Hackett]

Wasn’t there the story about fire services being dangerously under staffed in the area that literally broke yesterday? I haven’t seen today’s Chronicle front page, but I can nearly guarantee that they didn’t put as much effort into designing an eye catching and dramatic front page like they have for tomorrow.

There’s also plenty of major national stories that have major implications locally atm. Just seems to add to the cringe to go full hog on this story considering everything else going on.

You divn't understand

 

[Bears Beets]

Pray for mark Douglas

 

[stephen cartwright]

Pray for mark Douglas

I’ve lit a candle.

I just hope they can all survive this outrage

 

[frot]

What do you honestly think will sell more papers in predominantly the Newcastle Area? Understaffed fire services or a report on the Newcastle United manager leaving?

The national papers are there to cover the national news.

I know it’s going to be a front page story, just think the dramatic page design is a bit bloody cringeworthy, especially at this time.

And aye, nationals are there to cover national stories, but my point was that it might not be a good time to be so f***ing dramatic about football when there are far, far more important things going on in the country.

Not a massive deal, but the Chronicle come through with cringeworthy football front pages regularly.

 

[Roker Mackem]

What’s going on locally like, marra?

Metros were off today iirc

 

[Sima]

Metros were off today iirc

That’s ‘olds’ though. They’re off every day.

I know it’s going to be a front page story, just think the dramatic page design is a bit bloody cringeworthy, especially at this time.

And aye, nationals are there to cover national stories, but my point was that it might not be a good time to be so f***ing dramatic about football when there are far, far more important things going on in the country.

Not a massive deal, but the Chronicle come through with cringeworthy football front pages regularly.

The front page is there to create a headline, to attract attention and drive that impulse to buy. It looks like it’s done it’s job on you by way of grabbing your attention for starters.

Don’t get me wrong, The Chronicle is a journalistic abomination but you can’t blame them for running with this story as a headline.

 

[PRViiS]

Mark Douglas will be in suicide watch now. His book ‘inside the rafalution’ seems a bit noncey now