Newcastle FC (june/july2019)

[stephen cartwright]

Mind you I entered one and came into another

First time for everything

 

[King Kareoke]

Shame the limerick thread was merged. I thought that could have had some legs

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Not really, I am blocking you and have reported you, and quite frankly want nothing more to do with you.

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[Deleted member 35923]

Shame the limerick thread was merged. I thought that could have had some legs

Rafa the gaffer is gone, how sad
Their prospects are now looking quite bad
But Ashley said ‘wait!’
We’ve Davey Moyes at the gates
then laughed ‘You’ll do for me Bonny lad’

 

[Tin Soldier]

"Gary! Where are you going with them bedsheets and 4 cans of Special Brew?"

"Peaceful protests will get us nowhere man! .....I'll be back for Love Island. I'll heat my beans up later"

"8 Ace get back in your f***ing shed you'll just embarrass us"

 

[Deleted member 6694]

Luke Edwards (aye I know) reckons Ashley likes Steve Bruce

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Get the Cameroon manager in, he'd be perfect for them!

:EDIT: FFS that's the Nigeria manager anyway!

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[stephen cartwright]

Get the Cameroon manager in, he'd be perfect for them!

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Got the bulk fo the role

 

[deleted user 785]

The lad on SSN is class. I hope he gets his wish. Haway Ollie

 

[GordonMuchallNo1Fan]

Mo from Eastenders bottom right ain't happy!!!

Ffs

 

[Urban Silverback]

f***ing merge-ageddon

 

[nandos sonic sauce]

Pappis Cisse has let himself gan a bit

 

[Deleted member 6694]

Get the Cameroon manager in, he'd be perfect for them!

:EDIT: FFS that's the Nigeria manager anyway!

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This is the fella I meant! He'd fit right in with another set of whinging fannies

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[c032745y]

Fairwell and adieu to the round Spanish waiter...

Fairwell and adieu, the fat waiter from Spain...

Because we received word that he ships out on Sunday...

Boycoutts and shop shouts for fat Arshley's shame.

Brilliant, Sir, brilliant...

Bexit! Has anybody called it Bexit yet? If not I'm having it!!!

 

[Latka Gravas]

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[thamesvalleyman]

Just saw this on BBC website, sorry if SEB;

Rafa the gaffa has left
And the toon is completely bereft
Now the bedsheets are out
Even though he won nowt
And hosses are soon to be cleft

 

[Ghandi Floss]

The Geordies reckon Ashley spent nowt,
“How shall we protest? At shops we will shout”,
Rafa left cos he’s greedy,
The Mags will get more self entitled and needy,
And no doubt call another BOYCOUTT!

 

[Mark E Smith]

So,
Goodbye”Rafa”
You took the
Jawdee Nation
To one relegation
And 10th
Then 13th
I doubt whether
The next manager
Will ever top
That

EJ Thribb, 18 1/2

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

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So far they've raised a whopping....

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x £1


Not far to go lads!

Only £299,999,383 to go

 

[CornedBeef]

He's my poor attempt at the limerick

There once was a Mag of the Na-shun
Who loved his club with a Pa-shun
He then got a frown
When Rafa left too(w)n
And now he's in a protestat-shun

 

[happy feet]

This is the fella I meant! He'd fit right in with another set of whinging fannies

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His first signing will be the lass with the green hair