Newcastle FC (june/july2019)

[Themig]

There was a fat waiter called Rafa
Who’s no longer the mag bastards gaffa
He won rafagation
loved by the Geordie nation
He’s got a fat orange face like a Jaffa

 

[Wansbeck Viking]

Pardew's record in the domestic cup competitions was another thing they regularly slaughtered him for.

Yup.

 

[mr chuckles]

Pragmatic football and mid table football yet he’s revered. Allardyce could have achieved exactly the same as Benitez with the same resources yet he wouldn’t have this level of adulation and sorrow upon departure. It’s absolutely barmy

Simple answer allardyce didn't win the European Cup with Liverpool, that might sound bizzare and crazy but it's true

 

[tunstall birdman]

NUFC manager Al Mcwiggin
Came to Newcastle giving the big un!
But that ship has now sailed
The Geordie Messiah has failed
Fans are hanging by the neck from the rigging

 

[Tin Soldier]

So are they going then? They did say if Rafa walks then so will they.

All piss and wind ! Will they fuck walk. A new 'king' or 'messiah' will be crowned

 

[stephen cartwright]

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[Deleted member 39436]

All police leave has been cancelled I’m told, The marchers are gathering next to the town moor, Mr Wraith along with Denise Welch and other Geordie Mafia members are in meltdown this is bigger than Chernobyl !

The march is away , 12 of them at the minute but they are saying they expect more !

 

[weebil64]

Sir Bobby looked down from on high
And shook his head 'Rafa, why?'
They promised to never
Stop loving you ever
Mind you, they did spit in my eye.

 

[Urban Silverback]

A Rafuneral is soon to begin
With Rev Wraith and all of his kin
They'll gather at the gates
All the filthy ingrates
And shout at the wall that's within.

 

[Monkey Boots]

This in a nutshell. It’s not that they just supported their manager, it bordered on hysteria. And all because he won trophies with other clubs. Just bizarre.

 

[Smartin]

I find it hilarious they still think they’re getting taken over by loaded Arabs.

 

[OzzyMac]

There once was a gaffa from Spain
Who's club had gone down the drain
So he fucked off to china
Where the footy's no finer
But the chequebook has lessened the pain

 

[Botchie]

Is it right that Rafa's win % is worse than Glen Roeder's?

 

[Super Ted]

Today big Mike pulled the plug
He said Ciao’ get out of my club
The fans are disgusted
Ashleys not flustered
so they tied bedsheets to a gate on a wall.

 

[Blyth_Pirate]

The toon is exactly like the Kieron Dyer song.

 

[Deleted member 35923]

The support of Mike Ashley he lacked
They always whinged that he wasn’t backed
But he spunked tons on shite
To stink out the top flight
And as Rafa once said......’FACT’

 

[Wansbeck Viking]

This in a nutshell. It’s not that they just supported their manager, it bordered on hysteria. And all because he won trophies with other clubs. Just bizarre.

That's all it his. His name.

That's all they had to cling onto to fool themselves that they are a massive club.

Is it right that Rafa's win % is worse than Glen Roeder's?

I believe so.

 

[Aituk7]

Don't think I'm a mag being a season ticket holder like but whatever you say. Guess I'm not allowed to laugh at digs towards us and the mags. Don't worry i won't do it in the future if your that bothered by it

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[nestegg]

They once had a gaffer named rafa
who once tried to win them a bafta
His team were that shite
He filled us all with delight
How he's off to China full of laughter

Sorry about the second line couldn't think of anything to rhyme with rafa

 

[Cockney Mackem]

There once was a bloke called Benitez
Whose name rhymes with...
Er..
Ah, fuck