Toasted Mackem
Winger
When you're dressed by your Mam,
With clothes chucked out by Oxfam,
That's a Pompey.
With hair cut by your wife,
With a blunt carving knife,
That's a Pompey.
There was a verse for his angry Mick Hucknall mate as well.
When you're wearing a wig,
Made of pubes from a pig,
That's a Pompey.
When one eye's gone astray,
And the other chose to stay,
That's a Pompey.
I really haven't done much work today.
God help me, I'm creased...
You can have a full mad one for that.