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Flat Earthers

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Aituk7 said:
Aye just make shit up. :lol:
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I doubt it. The full Monty Python team couldn't have made some of the shit up. I think it's things that have happened that couldn't be explained and put down to miracles etc. Mary to Joseph "honestly Joe I've never been with anyone. Oh it must be God then"
 

pillars of hercules said:
I doubt it. The full Monty Python team couldn't have made some of the shit up. I think it's things that have happened that couldn't be explained and put down to miracles etc. Mary to Joseph "honestly Joe I've never been with anyone. Oh it must be God then"
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I knar, the easiest of them all. Did a lass shag about or did the laws of the universe bend for a very short period of time, never to bend again in order to have a virgin give birth.
 
Aituk7 said:
I knar, the easiest of them all. Did a lass shag about or did the laws of the universe bend for a very short period of time, never to bend again in order to have a virgin give birth.
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Can you imagine if she had passed out and someone had quickly had their way then put her dress back down. She might have believed it herself.
 
pillars of hercules said:
I doubt it. The full Monty Python team couldn't have made some of the shit up. I think it's things that have happened that couldn't be explained and put down to miracles etc. Mary to Joseph "honestly Joe I've never been with anyone. Oh it must be God then"
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But they did though and called it an elephantoplasty.
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pillars of hercules said:
Can you imagine if she had passed out and someone had quickly had their way then put her dress back down. She might have believed it herself.
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I think anyone who had a time machine would love to go back and just see what the bloke (if he actually existed) did to derren brown his way into inspiring people.

I think it'd be depressingly boring in that he either did not exist or just hearsay stories were made up about a crazy man.
 
Lawmaker Ramesh Pokhriyal Nishank prompted outrage in 2014 when he said that "science is a dwarf in front of astrology". He added that astrology was "the biggest science" and that India conducted nuclear tests more than 100,000 years ago :eek:
 
Aituk7 said:
I think anyone who had a time machine would love to go back and just see what the bloke (if he actually existed) did to derren brown his way into inspiring people.

I think it'd be depressingly boring in that he either did not exist or just hearsay stories were made up about a crazy man.
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There’s quite a bit of evidence that Jesus existed. I read up on it when I wanted to piss my mum off, hoping I could find no evidence, but, alas, there are plenty references to a chap fitting his description (you know....white, nicely trimmed beard, dressing gown and sandals with no water-marks on them).
 
jedi_toaster said:
There’s quite a bit of evidence that Jesus existed. I read up on it when I wanted to piss my mum off, hoping I could find no evidence, but, alas, there are plenty references to a chap fitting his description (you know....white, nicely trimmed beard, dressing gown and sandals with no water-marks on them).
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I heard his real name was Brian.
 
Its sort of funny but also entirely not. Its pretty clear whats going on from outside - you have a very nationalistic government that is simultaneously trying to use the predominate religion to bolster the nationalistic worldview while also trying to ease it away from the actual dogma (and organisation) of the church, hence - yes framing Hinduism as massively important to the world and pretending it is the abiding singular cultural identity of the region - but also moving its discussion to pseudo-science and away from the puja and whathaveyou. Almost secularise the religion itself. Not wishing to Godwin the whole discussion but its a very well designed and well trodden pattern and can lead to some fairly godawful shit.
 
AlpineExile said:
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Although I'm not sure how they squish it out so that you can get midnight sun in Antarctica during our winter.
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Have a look at reply #26 to see how this is not feasible.

Churchlanelad said:
Have a look at reply #26 to see how this is not feasible.
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The Flat Earthers are not happy with the Chinese, either.
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GK said:
I used to work with a fella from bangalore who insisted that indians invented space travel in some ancient text.
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That was clearly the Egyptians there are hieroglyphics with helicopters and other stuff on them. In raiders of the lost ark the the natives had carvings and they showed alien robots too.
 
dixonsafc said:
Flat earthers are the perfect example of why the internet has ruined everything. Everyones allowed an opinion, but not everyone deserves a platform to broadcast it.
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Flat earth conspiracy is infact just a conspiracy in itself to deter people away from the truth about other conspiracies
 
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