New Cheryl track not great

[cluffy]

Tracks of the week reviewed: Cheryl, Girl Crush, These New Puritans

Terrible pants, grim plastic surgery and a song basically boasting about how terrible she is at choosing men.
.mag anarl

 

[Kid Galahad]

You expected it to be good!

 

[Kevj]

Lets cut to the chase.

Thick as pig shit mag.

Never marriage material.

Absolute wad unless you are gay or @mux.

 

[Kid Galahad]

Lets cut to the chase.

Thick as pig shit mag.

Never marriage material.

Absolute wad unless you are gay or @mux.

You left out can't sing, otherwise spot on, until she opens her mouth she's nearly perfect tbh.

 

[JAZZMANB]

Wasn't as bad as I expected
Great swearing

 

[jacko100]

Damn and I had such high hopes for it, given her stellar back catalogue

 

[cluffy]

Wasn't as bad as I expected
Great swearing

Aye I meant to mention that!
"I'm no sucker just an unlucky fucker"?!

 

[Hongkongphooey]

More husbands than hits

 

[cluffy]

More husbands than hits

14 yr old husband

 

[Hongkongphooey]

14 yr old husband

 

[Narraback]

What's her latest second name?

I find her about as sexually attractive as an iron lung. Still wad like.

 

[Mr Redknapp]

Shite! was hoping it was going to be her Hounds of Love

 

[ilovehorswill]

Wasn't as bad as I expected
Great swearing

That little shrug as she's saying it in her Bo Selecta mask

 

[cluffy]

Shite! was hoping it was going to be her Hounds of Love

"This is from wa new album 'The Hoonds of Love'"

 

[Mr Redknapp]

"This is from wa new album 'The Hoonds of Love'"

Instead of chasing horses she will be punching them

 

[ilovehorswill]

14 yr old husband

His crack is terrible. Salma Hayek not impressed at all

 

[Fred Secrets]

Stupid f***ing bastard is destroying herself.

 

[Kevj]

Stupid f***ing bastard is destroying herself.

Pics?

 

[Fred Secrets]

Pics?

Dirty animal.

 

[Hull_Mackem]

She's a talentless racist mag ridden by half of Wallsend before she was famous. What did you expect?