What would happen (in reality) if war broke out today

[LiverBird]

Its 2018 Women can go, then men can carry the babies and stay at home to cook!

 

[Man About Town]

I reckon there's a strong chance it could also spark civil unrest between ethnic communities given the countries diverse mix.

 

[cornish mackem]

We had a similar conversation walking back from the remembrance parade on Sunday.
I wonder how many of the dead we were remembering on Sunday didn’t have a choice to be brave or not? Not just British forces but across the board.
My granda was called up, didn’t want to go like most of the poor buggers. My nana was pregnant with my dad and off he pops to Burma and never to return. A 30yr old bloke leaving behind his world. He wasn’t alone and my dad growing up with no dad, he wasn’t alone either.
The conversation with ower lass went along the lines of, we are now told in our lives to ask questions, why do we want to do that, what evidence do we have and we are now told to get justification on everything before we do stuff. This is something that my dad said to me that few did when he was growing up and if a “grown up”said for you to do it, you did.
My generation doesn’t follow those rules anymore and kids generation don’t either.

 

[Brian Griffin]

With all the little crying fannies we’ve managed to create over the past 30 years? We’d surrender after 5 minutes because they’d need a safe space.

This.

I'm also not convinced we're not fighting wars in the cyber sector anyway.

I'd be stunned if anything like we've seen previously ever happened again tbh.

 

[lenshack]

We’d not have another opportunity to better our six in a row record against toon.

 

[Deleted User 2893]

War, what is it good for?

Don’t worry about it, in france the locals won’t put up much of a fight anyway

 

[Smartin]

Friendly fire incidents to rise.

 

[lenshack]

Friendly fire incidents to rise.

There’d be nee friends left to fire.

 

[Colbert]

Don’t Panic, Don’t Panic!

 

[Parkmaverick]

With all the little crying fannies we’ve managed to create over the past 30 years? We’d surrender after 5 minutes because they’d need a safe space.

be outraged they weren't consulted

 

[JonMc]

It'd be like 1914 again. The forces would be shocked at the state of the nation's health.

 

[cornish mackem]

Who are we fighting? If its untrained opium poppy farmers with lever action rifles and explosives made of goat shite and we have attack helicopters, nuclear submarines, assault and dmr rifles, tanks, apcs and missile equipped drones it should be piss. Back by Christmas.

Like what Russia said about Afghan and the yanks said about Vietnam? Oh, and we believed about IS

 

[Mr Whippy]

I'd get plenty of overtime at work!

 

[AlpineExile]

I'd get plenty of overtime at work!

So would I, I just wouldn't be paid for it.

 

[Deleted member 559]

War, what is it good for?

Absolutely nothing.

 

[Kevj]

I’d fuck off and hide in the highlands.

Just don’t lie down and you’ll be reet.

 

[HABA87]

We'd win it in minutes thanks to all of the internet hardmen who shout about snowflakes all the time. Credit to them, they're rock.

 

[lenshack]

Don’t Panic, Don’t Panic!

Don’t Panic, Don’t Panic!

We’d just call in Dads Army again.
Problem solved.

 

[Wilfy]

Just don’t lie down and you’ll be reet.

Twat

 

[Aituk7]

With all the little crying fannies we’ve managed to create over the past 30 years? We’d surrender after 5 minutes because they’d need a safe space.

They wouldn't know what to do when being faced with something actually offensive. Not to mention how many of the fat fuckers wouldn't pass basic training.