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rentaghost said:
Shit fair enough you have blown my cover. I joined here 14 years ago in 2004 and 32,000 posts later I have finally been rumbled. Ive tried to cover my tracks in many different ways just to fool everyone:

I bought Richard Ords autobiography and passed it on to the poster 'toosb' when I was finished with it
I gave 'Buchan's boots' or 'My Boy Harry' my dads ticket for a Boro derby match in exchange for his book on Sunderland's favourite matches.
I went to a few hundred games with the poster 'wtdog/Bristow' and met up with the likes of 'walesie' on occasions just to keep the elaborate hoax going. I even jumped the queue for the Man City Wembley game got a ticket and deprived a genuine fan of one and met both of these posters fooling them in the process.
Met northcountryboy on occasions and despicably met his dad a number of times before the game to have a pint.

And its taken until now for one 'special' poster to see through me. Well done mate - you managed to get to the bottom of what tens of thousands of other posters couldn't. You can smell a mag at a thousand paces!



If he is a mag fair play he's done me up like a kipper :lol:
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f***ing knew it. I knew it.
 
Roker Mackem said:
Ah sorry you cant read. You obviously missed the bit where I said "if"
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Wonder who would be shitting it most if we drew you lot in Round 3?

No you said IF we drew you lot in round 3
You need to get past round 2 first surely?
 
Roker Mackem said:
My if was all encompassing. As in if we got through then drew your bunch of clowns.

Obviously.
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Their entire arguments now rest on their inability to read the word “if” in its proper context.

The irony is most of them will leave here if they lose their next game because they can’t handle having the piss taken out of them :lol:
 
West_Winger said:
Their entire arguments now rest on their inability to read the word “if” in its proper context.

The irony is most of them will leave here if they lose their next game because they can’t handle having the piss taken out of them :lol:
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Bet you a tenner i don't
 
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