Newcastle fc

[Geronimo]

...that we can't manage unless we win nothing until 2067.

NUFC's last major competitive trophy, the FA Cup in 1955 is now closer to their founding than the present day, or, the club have now won nothing for half their existence!

They won the Fairs Cup in 1969

 

[Deleted member 27897]

Really puts their claims of being a big club into perspective.

 

[BigPete]

They will break our shittest start to a Premier league season record tomorrow if they fail to win

That's them winning then I bet

Hope not mind works been a crease

 

[hank evans]

Aye, but they are on the brink of winning "the most tennis balls thrown onto a football pitch" trophy. It will even be in the guiness book of records so we can't even argue about it.

Are they plotting this stunt? You just know they are either going to buy Slazenger( owned by fat mike) or get 3for a pound at sports direct. They are that thick

 

[Bear]

They won the Fairs Cup in 1969

He'll be meaning a domestic trophy not a dogshit cup that only allowed 1 club from a city which meant you could finish 10th and get into it or teams withdrew from it at the 1/4 final stage

 

[DrewC]

...that we can't manage unless we win nothing until 2067.

NUFC's last major competitive trophy, the FA Cup in 1955 is now closer to their founding than the present day, or, the club have now won nothing for half their existence!

6 in a row they have managed very well in my eyes no need for any changes

 

[Red]

needs quoting

Like Jason Cundys quote as well to a mag caller....

"You haven't won anything since I've been breathing air"

 

[skullmeister]

Itv hadn't started broadcasting.

 

[GlasgowMackem88]

Nah they won relegation the other year and countless transfer windows.

Don’t forget they beat us on Champ Man one year as well.

They also have the Ponteland Airport trophy

 

[scott934]

They won the Fairs Cup in 1969

Major trophies only mate.

 

[Deleted member 27897]

Itv hadn't started broadcasting.

Homosexuality was still illegal

Man hadn’t reached the moon

Swathes of Africa were still part of the British Empire

Winston Churchill just finished his 2nd stint as Prime Minister

The Beatles didn’t exist

 

[martinlumley]

What about the Interpotato certificate?

 

[ivanthereasonable]

Newcastle United have not won anything since the invention of colour television.

Don't be silly. They won a certificate didn't they ?

 

[wigwams]

Major trophies only mate.

It was back then. We'd look back on it fondly if it was us tbf

 

[McMackem]

They won the Fairs Cup in 1969

They did, and we won an invitational on the Isle of Man in the 80's too that other clubs didn't have the opportunity to compete for. It was not a major competitive trophy. At least their Inter-Toto certificate was based on a league and cup system.

 

[Dilligaf60]

I’m 58. They last won something five years before I was born. There is a fair chance I’ll shuffle off this mortal coil having seen them win absolutely fuck all. May soften the blow of my demise

 

[McMackem]

It was back then. We'd look back on it fondly if it was us tbf

They can look on it as fondly as they like, as would we, it doesn't change it's status, 'one city, one club' 'have you had a trade fair' and clubs failing to turn up for games - ha'way man.

 

[GiantHogweed]

Newcastle United have not won anything since the invention of colour television.

Fuk ya need color far??

Black and white is toppa!

 

[scott934]

It was back then. We'd look back on it fondly if it was us tbf

Nah, qualification had nowt to do with performance and teams got byes through certain rounds. Their intertoto certificate is more legitimate.

 

[Gosforth Mackem]

Bisto was only 47 years old