Princess or 'wanabee' porn star?

[Laeotaekhun]

Demure? Why should she be demure for a start.
That dress is corsetted and lined and full length and full skirted. I think that is demure... You should have seen what I was wearing last night mate

What you wore is of no concern to the majority, what she did was.

 

[Snappy]

Worse than a BDS thread this.

 

[GlassSlippers]

That's the type of dress a pornstar wears?!?!?

Utter nonsense, never read the likes of it in my life.

 

[bobpc30]

Got a jaw line like Buzz Lightyear

 

[super noodles]

What weird fully clothed, non sexual porn do you watch?

 

[oROSSo]

Bizarre

 

[Guinness Guzzler]

Most disappointing porn link of all time.

Second on my list. Back in the old days of the hun when I was a youngun there was a link saying something along the lines of "two horny housemates can't keep their hands off each other". Cock in hand I clicked the link, it was two blokes I'm sure it'll have been a pleasant surprise for some like, but it's the most disappointing one I've ever clicked. At least this one had a lass in it

 

[errant]

I think you understand my reasoning very well.

Says more about you...

 

[Goat Eyes]

Second on my list. Back in the old days of the hun when I was a youngun there was a link saying something along the lines of "two horny housemates can't keep their hands off each other". Cock in hand I clicked the link, it was two blokes I'm sure it'll have been a pleasant surprise for some like, but it's the most disappointing one I've ever clicked. At least this one had a lass in it

Difficult wank?

 

[TZMouk]

Proper weird thread this.

Although the revelation that all women wearing dresses want to do porn is a decent one though...

 

[Guinness Guzzler]

Difficult wank?

Aye, but I'm no quitter

 

[Tex]

Something is VERY WRONG with the title of this thread.

We all know that’s definitely the case with the OP poster like.

 

[Arthur80]

Porn must be different in the far east

Yes very, as soon as the actresses reach the age of 16 they move into the mature category.

 

[Wayne The Punk]

Thread title as weird as the TV nonce one from yesterday.

Mine was better

I did state it should have been TV nerd

I got the TV based upon the advice I got on here, thanks everyone

 

[Goat Eyes]

Aye, but I'm no quitter

I admire that.

 

[PhilSAFC]

Her mother is a slapper. I can't honestly understand why the wedding was some kind of national event. She must be about 15th in line to the throne. A Z list royal.

It wasn’t at all really. It was shown briefly as part of good morning Britain. No build up. Apparently Prince Andrew was desperate for a tv deal but no one wanted it. ITV eventually relented.

 

[errant]

Proper weird thread this.

Although the revelation that all women wearing dresses want to do porn is a decent one though...

Wedding dresses apparently...

 

[Morse]

I think Princess Diana was a bigger whore no?

I like Fergie and this wedding actually looks like a laugh.

I don't understand how a full length corsetted full skirted dress make Eugenie appear in anyway like a porn star either

Almost deserves to be raped in that etc.

I’m not sure if the OP’s referring to the bust, that’s the only part that I can think stands out. It’s not her fault she has big tits. I don’t like the dress, but it’s not revealing anything at all.

 

[the boot]

Yes very, as soon as the actresses reach the age of 16 they move into the mature category.

Oooof

 

[Ch1982]

OP is a misogynist iirc.