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[DH1 Mackem JN]

If he’d spent a bit more time with his instead of bleating on about our finances he might still have one himself

 

[Secret Visage]

If he’d spent a bit more time with his instead of bleating on about our finances he might still have one himself

Oooooof!

 

[Hawyatt Earp]

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   That’s very kind, Wallace. I have family commitments (and will be away until next Tuesday) but I genuinely appreciate the offer. If you have time on Wednesday this week, please feel free to DM if you’d like to meet for a coffee. Cheers.
   
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what a child

 

[Secret Visage]

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   That’s very kind, Wallace. I have family commitments (and will be away until next Tuesday) but I genuinely appreciate the offer. If you have time on Wednesday this week, please feel free to DM if you’d like to meet for a coffee. Cheers.
   
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I don't do twitter, but that's a completely open goal for anyone who does.

 

[DH1 Mackem JN]

I don't do twitter, but that's a completely open goal for anyone who does.

Unfortunately it's not. Dog nonce has banned most people that question him, pull him up on his weird obsession, or ask how many lad's fans his wife has been rogered by.

 

[shepherd88]

Leader of the magpies group keeps asking the social.media bloke where the money has gone. Social.media bloke replied asking for him to stop but would be happy to discuss matters etc. Magpie Group leader (named Wallace) invited nufc social media bloke to an event which media bloke couldn't attend as hes work visiting/spending time with family,...... Michael Martin wades in saying not good enough to which social media bloke says he doesnt have to justify spending time with family. Magpies Group bloke blabbering on a bit also. All pretty embarrassing. Try below link

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Wow, just f***ing wow. At least Martin gets some stick off other newcastle fans

 

[GordonMuchallNo1Fan]

Wow, just f***ing wow. At least Martin gets some stick off other newcastle fans

Imagine pestering the clubs social media person to have a go at Ashley, then kick off suggesting "it's not good enough" said employee is spending some time with his family instead of wanting to meet this stupid group who spend their time shouting at shops/restaurants and taxis and handing out chocolate bars to strangers. Unbelievable

 

[Wansbeck Viking]

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He’s getting plenty of stick from mags calling him a wanker and claiming he used to support us!

It seems the mags hate him more than us.

 

[Foreigner]

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He’s tweeted 220,000 times, fuck me!

 

[GordonMuchallNo1Fan]

Michael Martin is getting the dogs abuse off his own fans. He's suddenly given the thread a swerve it seems ha

 

[DH1 Mackem JN]

He’s tweeted 220,000 times, fuck me!

219,900 times about Sunderland
80 replies with just a photo of Ada Johnson
10 tweets about Stewart Donald's finances
The rest about nufc

 

[TopCat]

Wraith having his twopenneth there too. All we need is the True Geordie and we have the full set of self-important gravy nonces

 

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wa fukin fuked wiv ashley so wots the fukin point

greatest fans in the world i heard.

 

[Slow joe]

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wa fukin fuked wiv ashley so wots the fukin point

Even his dogs are looking at him thinking what a massive wanker he is.

 

[Nig]

Be a lot quicker if he just kept them on and threw petrol on himself

He will be back at sports direct buying new shirts

I was thinking the accent was possibly Teesside or Hartlepools. So it's either a plastic mag or a wind-up. Either way, it's given me a morning chortle.


Unwanted Christmas presents from an evil uncle.

Darlington ?

 

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[manamamackem]

I was once in a bar, "the mill house" this idiot was sitting with his Mag top on. When they brought him his sizzling steak on a cast iron serving plate he tried to pour gravy on it which turned into a gravy cloud which enveloped the whole area. Never laughed so much in my life, he was choking on gravy smoke and his mrs was falling about laughing. Emptied the area

I can't believe that anyone would pour gravy on a steak marra! You sure it wasn't a Diane sauce or summat

 

[FLATHEED]

I recall the one that invaded the pitch in the playoff semi final at their place. Took his shirt off in the centre circle and stamped it into the mud just after Marco slotted in to make it 0-2. Good days!!

 

[molthemackem]

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wa fukin fuked wiv ashley so wots the fukin point

A real Mag supporter....fecking delusional.

 

[thecloughywobble]

He will be back at sports direct buying new shirts




Darlington ?

Aye, could be marra. Bit of Vic Reeves action garn on, possibly. Might end up on Shouting Stars.

I can't believe that anyone would pour gravy on a steak marra! You sure it wasn't a Diane sauce or summat

Your mis-steak is to apply human logic, apparently forgetting that only applies to humans.