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DH1 Mackem JN said:
Best thing about this, is I very much doubt that the photo was taken the day of the game (after the match). That means he's washed neither himself, nor the shirt since. :eek::lol:
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Aye I remember the chronicle saying it was definitely Sunderland fans... when you look at what happened that day who were the real troublemakers?

The mags tried to destroy their town centre ffs.
 
Aituk7 said:
It'll probly finish with the usual....

Our rafa,
Who art on Tyneside,
Desperate be they name,
When the seasons done,
The champions league will come,
but for now we'll settle for seventh,
Give us this day Mike Ashleys head.
And forgive us our horse punches,
As we forgive those who lost six in a row,
And lead us straight into relegation,
Please deliver us to Stavely.
For ours is the barcodes and the stains of the gravy...
Amen.
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Genius that :lol:

chunkylover53 said:
And did those fans in ancient time,
Walk upon tha Nayshuns hippy green?
And was the holy pasty of god
On tha Big Market seen?
And did wor Bobbys cloud divine,
Shine forth upon our lop sided shit tip?

And was Sports Direct builded here
Among these dark satanic mills?

Bring me my certifacat made of gold!
Bring me my coffin of desire!
Bring me my fist, oh horse unfold!
Bring me my gravy, hot like fire!

I will not cease from horses fight,
Nor shall my pasty sleep in my hand
Til we have built the nayshun again
In Rafas green and pleasant land

It’s not as good as @Aituk7 effort. But I tried :lol:
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You had to go and spoil the thread didn't you.
 
Aituk7 said:
It'll probly finish with the usual....

Our rafa,
Who art on Tyneside,
Desperate be they name,
When the seasons done,
The champions league will come,
but for now we'll settle for seventh,
Give us this day Mike Ashleys head.
And forgive us our horse punches,
As we forgive those who lost six in a row,
And lead us straight into relegation,
Please deliver us to Stavely.
For ours is the barcodes and the stains of the gravy...
Amen.
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Brilliant
 
:D:D
Secret Visage said:
"Lads, thanks for tornin oot toneet, wav raised three thoosand punds towarrds gettin Ashley oot, thanks to tha dominur handicap, meat raffle and footbaarl cards"

Voice in background "Berb message from a Mr Charnlee for ya, the preece of the clurb is now fowa hundrid million and three thoosand punds"

"Ahh barrls"
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Tremendous:D
 
Aituk7 said:
It'll probly finish with the usual....

Our rafa,
Who art on Tyneside,
Desperate be they name,
When the seasons done,
The champions league will come,
but for now we'll settle for seventh,
Give us this day Mike Ashleys head.
And forgive us our horse punches,
As we forgive those who lost six in a row,
And lead us straight into relegation,
Please deliver us to Stavely.
For ours is the barcodes and the stains of the gravy...
Amen.
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:lol: :lol:

We need suggestions for a title

The Gaffas prayer ?

The waiters prayer?
 
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