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Reiver said:
Benitez doesn't want big money from Ashley because he would then have to stay at Newcastle and justify that expenditure.

He clearly wants out of Newcastle and is trying to manage the fans and the situation.

If his cover is blown, before the end of the season, the Mags will turn on him.

If not he'll go down in the Nation's folklore.
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His interviews are tedious in the extreme.
Repeats himself loads and says nothing insightful, interesting or inspiring.
A reet boring twat - makes @Kid Galahad seem exciting.
 
It was a siege on the Branch Geordians, when a lot of pre Rafaelite supporters were holed up in a Sports Direct store. The ATF (Ashley The Fraud) suspected the Geordians of stockpiling gravy granules. They stormed the building only to be forced back when they were met with the full force of Greggs pasties, at least 4 agents were killed. The Geordians proclaimed that they were not going to leave until The ATF left. The FBI (The Fat Bastard Investigators) thought, fuck that we aren’t waiting that long so they stormed the building with tanks. the Geordians panicked and unfortunately for them a flare from a Mackem Agent lit one of the bedsheets and the ink went up in flames. All the Geordians were killed, including their leader, The Reverand Steven Wraith and the store was burned to the ground, with £5.75 worth of goods lost. The smell of Bisto could be detected 5 miles away
 
cluffy said:
i particularly loved the way they equalised but still lost :cool:
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Justice was done because the nufc player elbowed the Chelsea defender in the face. that allowed him to cross the ball in for their goal. Never should have stood. I recon he'll get retrospective punishment for it too.
 
Confucius said:
It was a siege on the Branch Geordians, when a lot of pre Rafaelite supporters were holed up in a Sports Direct store. The ATF (Ashley The Fraud) suspected the Geordians of stockpiling gravy granules. They stormed the building only to be forced back when they were met with the full force of Greggs pasties, at least 4 agents were killed. The Geordians proclaimed that they were not going to leave until The ATF left. The FBI (The Fat Bastard Investigators) thought, fuck that we aren’t waiting that long so they stormed the building with tanks. the Geordians panicked and unfortunately for them a flare from a Mackem Agent lit one of the bedsheets and the ink went up in flames. All the Geordians were killed, including their leader, The Reverand Steven Wraith and the store was burned to the ground, with £5.75 worth of goods lost. The smell of Bisto could be detected 5 miles away
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GOLD!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

Fat Bastard Investigators

Never again will I hear FBI without reference to this :lol::lol::lol:

Haway mods, this is gold worthy
 
Confucius said:
It was a siege on the Branch Geordians, when a lot of pre Rafaelite supporters were holed up in a Sports Direct store. The ATF (Ashley The Fraud) suspected the Geordians of stockpiling gravy granules. They stormed the building only to be forced back when they were met with the full force of Greggs pasties, at least 4 agents were killed. The Geordians proclaimed that they were not going to leave until The ATF left. The FBI (The Fat Bastard Investigators) thought, fuck that we aren’t waiting that long so they stormed the building with tanks. the Geordians panicked and unfortunately for them a flare from a Mackem Agent lit one of the bedsheets and the ink went up in flames. All the Geordians were killed, including their leader, The Reverand Steven Wraith and the store was burned to the ground, with £5.75 worth of goods lost. The smell of Bisto could be detected 5 miles away
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May I suggest that "the store was braised to the ground"?
 
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