Memories of comprehensive school

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Our french teacher who was German having a breakdown and getting locked in the supply room by our class.
 
Les Bastard Johnson...confiscating me fags and smoking them in front of me
Knicking one or two out of his pocket while he was supervising picking teams an sent me to his office for the bag of balls as revenge
Mrs West the RE teachers humongous chesticles
Mr Graham the german teacher with the permanent red face and reek of booze
Jumping off the changing room roof after going up for the ball and hobbling round for two days and the bollocking off Dunford for doing it...sure thats where my back problems come from now :lol:
:lol::lol: read my previous posts about a PE teacher....

Les Bastard Johnson...confiscating me fags and smoking them in front of me
Knicking one or two out of his pocket while he was supervising picking teams an sent me to his office for the bag of balls as revenge
Mrs West the RE teachers humongous chesticles
Mr Graham the german teacher with the permanent red face and reek of booze
Jumping off the changing room roof after going up for the ball and hobbling round for two days and the bollocking off Dunford for doing it...sure thats where my back problems come from now :lol:
she used to love me :cool:
 
Taking acid and sniffing tippex thinner,
Getting blowjobs at dinnertime from the many slatgs in my year


Happy days
 
:lol::lol: read my previous posts about a PE teacher....


she used to love me :cool:
I did actually hear the stories about that :lol: Sinclair was worse when i was in 1st year at whinney hill. Right nasty bastard, went on to get his full refs tickets and lino`d a cup final iirc. Can`t remember which one may have been league cup
 
Coming back from Summer holidays to find that the outside walls of the HE Block and PE Block had been covvered in graffiti stating that, "Beva is a gay lizard man" and "Beva's Ma's a Dyke".

Didn't even know there was a Beva at school.
 
I did actually hear the stories about that :lol: Sinclair was worse when i was in 1st year at whinney hill. Right nasty bastard, went on to get his full refs tickets and lino`d a cup final iirc. Can`t remember which one may have been league cup
dead now, Sincy.
 
Derek Lu sliding down the bannisters at school on the stairs and crashing into the window at the bottom and breaking his leg.

Strange lads who got their cocks out in front of the girls in class

Giggling like 5 year olds when we learned about sex education

Sticking chewing gum and snots under tables.

Blocking the bogs with toilet roll

The teacher you all thought was a paedo
 
I never went to a comprehensive. I went to what was by the 1970's the only selective State boys school in the town.

Even the thickest kids had passed the 11+ but believe me you only had to encounter a few of them in order to realise that there was something desperately wrong with the 11+ selection system.
 
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