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I'm not talking about your usual UFO or ghost reports. I want to hear about the truly Fortean events you have witnessed.

As an example, I shared a house down in London and my house-mate had three cats.

One day I was sitting at my computer and one of the cats was sitting to my left and watching me intently. I just ignored him and continued trying to get myself banned from here.

Suddenly the cat said "MEOW!"

It didn't make a meow noise he said "MEOW" the way a human would.

I can't emphasise this enough. None of the cats ever made a noise which sounded anything like a typical meow sound.

This was the way a human would try to say "MEOW"

And yes, I tried to get him to talk some more but he never did. He's dead now. :cry:
 


Few years ago I was laying on the couch watching a film in the dark one night, the cat was behind the sofa messing around as they always f***ing do. So anyway, the cat goes quiet and I start hearing this weird cackling noise coming from behind me, sounded like a groaning, creaking kind of noise, hard to explain. So I sit up and look over, and the cat's standing there, arched back, frozen f***ing stiff, staring at the doorway/corner of the room. I immedietly get goosebumps and this feeling of dread rush over me, but can't see anything cos it's pitch f***ing black in the house. I'm asking the cat "what? who's there you daft twat?", but it just ignores me and stays frozen in this weird f***ing arched position, staring at the door. Staring at whatever is making that f***ing noise. So I'm shitting myself at this point, I grab the remote control to use as a club and grab a pillow for some protection (?) and start edging towards the door, club at the ready, pillow held up to my chest like a f***ing shield. I get to the doorway, turn the light on, there's nothing there. I turn around to look at the cat... it's standing there, arched back, taking a shit on the f***ing carpet. Turns out the cackling noise was just the cat taking a f***ing shit.

This didn't happen to me btw. It's an old creepy pasta I read years ago.
 
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Slippery Jim said:
I'm not talking about your usual UFO or ghost reports. I want to hear about the truly Fortean events you have witnessed.

As an example, I shared a house down in London and my house-mate had three cats.

One day I was sitting at my computer and one of the cats was sitting to my left and watching me intently. I just ignored him and continued trying to get myself banned from here.

Suddenly the cat said "MEOW!"

It didn't make a meow noise he said "MEOW" the way a human would.

I can't emphasise this enough. None of the cats ever made a noise which sounded anything like a typical meow sound.

This was the way a human would try to say "MEOW"

And yes, I tried to get him to talk some more but he never did. He's dead now. :cry:
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Did you murder it because it couldn't answer your questions?
 
Slippery Jim said:
I'm not talking about your usual UFO or ghost reports. I want to hear about the truly Fortean events you have witnessed.

As an example, I shared a house down in London and my house-mate had three cats.

One day I was sitting at my computer and one of the cats was sitting to my left and watching me intently. I just ignored him and continued trying to get myself banned from here.

Suddenly the cat said "MEOW!"

It didn't make a meow noise he said "MEOW" the way a human would.

I can't emphasise this enough. None of the cats ever made a noise which sounded anything like a typical meow sound.

This was the way a human would try to say "MEOW"

And yes, I tried to get him to talk some more but he never did. He's dead now. :cry:
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f***ing hell
 
Slippery Jim said:
I'm not talking about your usual UFO or ghost reports. I want to hear about the truly Fortean events you have witnessed.

As an example, I shared a house down in London and my house-mate had three cats.

One day I was sitting at my computer and one of the cats was sitting to my left and watching me intently. I just ignored him and continued trying to get myself banned from here.

Suddenly the cat said "MEOW!"

It didn't make a meow noise he said "MEOW" the way a human would.

I can't emphasise this enough. None of the cats ever made a noise which sounded anything like a typical meow sound.

This was the way a human would try to say "MEOW"

And yes, I tried to get him to talk some more but he never did. He's dead now. :cry:
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:lol::lol:
 
Slippery Jim said:
I'm not talking about your usual UFO or ghost reports. I want to hear about the truly Fortean events you have witnessed.

As an example, I shared a house down in London and my house-mate had three cats.

One day I was sitting at my computer and one of the cats was sitting to my left and watching me intently. I just ignored him and continued trying to get myself banned from here.

Suddenly the cat said "MEOW!"

It didn't make a meow noise he said "MEOW" the way a human would.

I can't emphasise this enough. None of the cats ever made a noise which sounded anything like a typical meow sound.

This was the way a human would try to say "MEOW"

And yes, I tried to get him to talk some more but he never did. He's dead now. :cry:
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:lol:
 
Slippery Jim said:
I'm not talking about your usual UFO or ghost reports. I want to hear about the truly Fortean events you have witnessed.

As an example, I shared a house down in London and my house-mate had three cats.

One day I was sitting at my computer and one of the cats was sitting to my left and watching me intently. I just ignored him and continued trying to get myself banned from here.

Suddenly the cat said "MEOW!"

It didn't make a meow noise he said "MEOW" the way a human would.

I can't emphasise this enough. None of the cats ever made a noise which sounded anything like a typical meow sound.

This was the way a human would try to say "MEOW"

And yes, I tried to get him to talk some more but he never did. He's dead now. :cry:
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To be fair, I've always had my doubts about your sanity so that story comes as no surprise.
 
Slippery Jim said:
I'm not talking about your usual UFO or ghost reports. I want to hear about the truly Fortean events you have witnessed.

As an example, I shared a house down in London and my house-mate had three cats.

One day I was sitting at my computer and one of the cats was sitting to my left and watching me intently. I just ignored him and continued trying to get myself banned from here.

Suddenly the cat said "MEOW!"

It didn't make a meow noise he said "MEOW" the way a human would.

I can't emphasise this enough. None of the cats ever made a noise which sounded anything like a typical meow sound.

This was the way a human would try to say "MEOW"

And yes, I tried to get him to talk some more but he never did. He's dead now. :cry:
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Reported.
 
Nothing at all because the paranormal isn't real.
 
Slippery Jim said:
I'm not talking about your usual UFO or ghost reports. I want to hear about the truly Fortean events you have witnessed.

As an example, I shared a house down in London and my house-mate had three cats.

One day I was sitting at my computer and one of the cats was sitting to my left and watching me intently. I just ignored him and continued trying to get myself banned from here.

Suddenly the cat said "MEOW!"

It didn't make a meow noise he said "MEOW" the way a human would.

I can't emphasise this enough. None of the cats ever made a noise which sounded anything like a typical meow sound.

This was the way a human would try to say "MEOW"

And yes, I tried to get him to talk some more but he never did. He's dead now. :cry:
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For a week last year i thought i detected a sort of silence. Was hard to detect over my Tinitus, but i knew something was wrong. By friday, when the dishes and washing were piling up, i realised my wife had been away with the "girls"on holiday for a week. Slept like a log that week.
 
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