Split personalities

[Deleted member 40035]

You will never see where I am coming from.

You may be in Asda.

You may be in Greggs.

You'll probably be in Greggs.

And then..... WHAM!!!

@CatRyan is all over you like a rash!

And then..... WHAM!!!
Says it all marra thermal comfort is priority.

@Slippery Jim said:
@CatRyan is all over you like a rash!
@niceonemarra said:
Have I still got time to train for the coast to coast? When is it?

 

[Slippery Jim]

And then..... WHAM!!!
Says it all marra thermal comfort is priority.

I'd check your letterbox if I was you.

@CatRyan can post herself.

"Oh look, I've got a letter. I wonder who its from."

WHAM!!! @CatRyan right in your face!

 

[Deleted member 40035]

@Slippery Jim @Slippery Jim

I'd check your letterbox if I was you.

On my to do list marra.

 

[Slippery Jim]

@Slippery Jim @Slippery Jim


On my to do list marra.

@CatRyan has claws and teeth.

You'd better put something like a bin-bag over your head when you open the letter.

It won't help but at least you won't see whats coming.

 

[SteveFTM]

Soooo has your question been answered, there's definitely split/multi personalities on here.

 

[Slippery Jim]

Soooo has your question been answered, there's definitely split/multi personalities on here.

I'm trying to get him to the point where whenever he sees a post by @CatRyan he evacuates his bowels.

 

[SteveFTM]

I'm trying to get him to the point where whenever he sees a post by @CatRyan he evacuates his bowels.

Like most of us do

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Soooo has your question been answered, there's definitely split/multi personalities on here.

Not yet just a bunch of fickle peoples posts so far.

 

[mux]

What the actual f***ing fuck is going on on this shithouse of a thread ffs man.

Go to bed the lot of you and leave late nights and early mornings for the sane and the workers.

 

[SteveFTM]

Does someone with a split personality really know whether they are coming or going?

 

[Slippery Jim]

Like most of us do

I actually like @CatRyan

I hope she takes this in the way it was meant.













And not in the bottom. That would be bad.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

What the actual f***ing fuck is going on on this shithouse of a thread ffs man.

Go to bed the lot of you and leave late nights and early mornings for the sane and the workers.

Reported for bad lan...

Yeah I cant spell that word right now but I could spell it tomorrow.

 

[Slippery Jim]

What the actual f***ing fuck is going on on this shithouse of a thread ffs man.

Go to bed the lot of you and leave late nights and early mornings for the sane and the workers.

And yet... you're still awake, reading this thread and replying to it.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

I'm trying to get him to the point where whenever he sees a post by @CatRyan he evacuates his bowels.

Wasting your time on that one marra I am far far better than you and on that one I gar...tee.

 

[SteveFTM]

I actually like @CatRyan

I hope she takes this in the way it was meant.

And not in the bottom. That would be bad.

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[Slippery Jim]

Wasting your time on that one marra I am far far better than you and on that one I gar...tee.

aaaaaand... wipe.

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At least SOMEONE realises I'm just joking!

 

[mux]

And yet... you're still awake, reading this thread and replying to it.

Nightshift for me Jimbo. This ain't sport unfortunately.

 

[Slippery Jim]

Nightshift for me Jimbo. This ain't sport unfortunately.

Where do you work?

What do you mean by 'sport?'

Have you looked behind you?

Is @CatRyan stalking you?

Have you now quickly looked in front of you?

Can you hear @CatRyan approaching you?

WHAM!!!

 

[mux]

1)Where do you work?

2)What do you mean by 'sport?'

3)Have you looked behind you?

4)Is @CatRyan stalking you?

5)Have you now quickly looked in front of you?

6)Can you hear @CatRyan approaching you?

7)WHAM!!!

1) Can't say on a public forum.
2) Entertainment purposes.
3) No - but I have at least one person with a weapon near me so I'm not afraid.
4) Yes, despite her thinking I'm a wanker.
5) Refer to answer 3
6) She buzzed right next to me earlier tonight if that's what you mean
7) I preferred his solo stuff.

 

[Slippery Jim]

1) Can't say on a public forum.
2) Entertainment purposes.
3) No - but I have at least one person with a weapon near me so I'm not afraid.
4) Yes, despite her thinking I'm a wanker.
5) Refer to answer 3
6) She buzzed right next to me earlier tonight if that's what you mean
7) I preferred his solo stuff.

If the person near you is @niceonemarra you're fucked. He'll mistake you for @CatRyan and that will be the end of you.

I'm off to bed before @CatRyan kicks the living shit out of me.