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We are their world.

I swear on my life I just walked past some bloke outside Central Starion with a “Have you ever seen a mackem in Milan” t-shirt, just to reinforce the above point.
 
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dangermows said:
Even fucked their own joke up as cheesy chips and blue pop was originally a piss take about our accent and now the knackers think it's what we eat and drink all the time :lol:
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Its the worst insult either way, as its not even insulting. When they used to say it to me at work i could see them congratulating themselves on being so witty and if i responded with something like 'aye i like cheesy chips' they'd explode with raucous laughter and wild claims of 'he's biting he's biting!!' Whislt shovelling slop in bread down their fat faces. I'd generally just look on bemused
 
tunstallhill said:
Its the worst insult either way, as its not even insulting. When they used to say it to me at work i could see them congratulating themselves on being so witty and if i responded with something like 'aye i like cheesy chips' they'd explode with raucous laughter and wild claims of 'he's biting he's biting!!' Whislt shovelling slop in bread down their fat faces. I'd generally just look on bemused
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:lol:

Said before there was a mag following us up to St james on the other side of the police line. Pointing and screaming "you eat cheesy chips" and doing the actions of shovelling bait down his neck. The more we laughed the louder he shouted and the quicker he did the actions. Thought he was going to burst blood vessels at one point.
 
td586 said:
if you're actually in your 60's and sitting on this message board (once, your rivals) after 11pm, then there's really little hope for you

surely, there's something interesting happening, on the mags one?
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Oh look another variation on the "if you're on here on this time and date" response. Ingenious
 
safcforever said:
I’ve posted on here a few times that there’s lads I know that say stuff like, “weez keeyz are theez keyz” and “cheesy chips and blue pop”
I also get abuse about not having an airport or being a small town in Newcastle
We’re all born in Peterlee ffs
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I don't know whether to post laughing smileys or embarrassed ones ! the absolute knackers

:lol: :oops: :lol: :oops:
 
newcastle are playing at Wembo toneet!
chin up,your there next season,oh wait..thats Wimbo :lol::lol: the DON :lol:
 
1892 said:
Oh look another variation on the "if you're on here on this time and date" response. Ingenious
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You clearly haven't got a clue mate. As a Newcastle fan you are not supposed to:
  • post on here at any time of the day that any individual thinks you shouldn't be posting, so that basically covers 24 hours
  • post on here if you are over 40
  • post on here if you are under 40
  • post anything that is favourable to Newcastle
  • post anything that is unfavourable to Sunderland
Some of these people would like it be a mini version of North Korea where dissent or a different view is not allowed.

Some of them even think it's a badge of honour to proclaim they've added someone else to their list of blocked users. They have no self awareness of how petty and childish they are being.

Thankfully they are in the minority, even if they are quite loud about it.

They'll want us all to fuck off one minute but then the next they whine on because none of us post when there's piss taking to be done.

Bears Beets said:
When we played at Wembley it was for a final, youre only playing at Wembley because Spurs are lodging there. Come back when you play in a final.
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You’re taking what 2500 fans? We took 31000 sweet cheeks.

Now fuck off under your rock.
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I've seen Newcastle at Wembley six times. You best get under your own rock.
 
keybuk said:
You clearly haven't got a clue mate. As a Newcastle fan you are not supposed to:
  • post on here at any time of the day that any individual thinks you shouldn't be posting, so that basically covers 24 hours
  • post on here if you are over 40
  • post on here if you are under 40
  • post anything that is favourable to Newcastle
  • post anything that is unfavourable to Sunderland
Some of these people would like it be a mini version of North Korea where dissent or a different view is not allowed.

Some of them even think it's a badge of honour to proclaim they've added someone else to their list of blocked users. They have no self awareness of how petty and childish they are being.

Thankfully they are in the minority, even if they are quite loud about it.

They'll want us all to fuck off one minute but then the next they whine on because none of us post when there's piss taking to be done.


I've seen Newcastle at Wembley six times. You best get under your own rock.
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Good for you, now fuck off yourself
 
keybuk said:
You clearly haven't got a clue mate. As a Newcastle fan you are not supposed to:
  • post on here at any time of the day that any individual thinks you shouldn't be posting, so that basically covers 24 hours
  • post on here if you are over 40
  • post on here if you are under 40
  • post anything that is favourable to Newcastle
  • post anything that is unfavourable to Sunderland
Some of these people would like it be a mini version of North Korea where dissent or a different view is not allowed.

Some of them even think it's a badge of honour to proclaim they've added someone else to their list of blocked users. They have no self awareness of how petty and childish they are being.

Thankfully they are in the minority, even if they are quite loud about it.

They'll want us all to fuck off one minute but then the next they whine on because none of us post when there's piss taking to be done.


I've seen Newcastle at Wembley six times. You best get under your own rock.
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f***ing hell :lol:

Rattled.
 
keybuk said:
You clearly haven't got a clue mate. As a Newcastle fan you are not supposed to:
  • post on here at any time of the day that any individual thinks you shouldn't be posting, so that basically covers 24 hours
  • post on here if you are over 40
  • post on here if you are under 40
  • post anything that is favourable to Newcastle
  • post anything that is unfavourable to Sunderland
Some of these people would like it be a mini version of North Korea where dissent or a different view is not allowed.

Some of them even think it's a badge of honour to proclaim they've added someone else to their list of blocked users. They have no self awareness of how petty and childish they are being.

Thankfully they are in the minority, even if they are quite loud about it.

They'll want us all to fuck off one minute but then the next they whine on because none of us post when there's piss taking to be done.


I've seen Newcastle at Wembley six times. You best get under your own rock.
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Generation Seething :lol:
 
Sneech said:
Of course he isn't.

He'll be wedged into his sofa and be posting on here.
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My sisters (no) ex boyfriends Dad (bit long winded) used to post "Get in! SMB" on Facebook every time and I mean EVERY time someone scored against us but never posted about his beloved Newcastle or anything else football related - I bet the fat doley twat is one of our resident mag bellends, probably @underwaterwubbleduck
 
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