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Laidback Jack said:
He needs to take ownerSHIP of his weight problem.

The fella in the jacuzzi has form for this type of thing... he clearly interferes with animals for his own sexual pleasure

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:oops: I honestly don't know what to say to that. He's actually posted them online as well and kept on going after the first.
 
Guinness Guzzler said:
I don't know how it's happened but, whilst we've won three home league games all season in the Championship and finished bottom, below Burton f***ing Albion, they've still managed to be the bigger embarrassment. Seriously, who the fuck would think "this'll be class", would go to the effort of setting it up, recording it and would even get to the upload stage without ever thinking "hang on, I look like a f***ing sad bastard here like, maybe I'll keep it to myself"
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Exactly. Yes they are 2 divisions above us and will clearly be able to laugh when we play some tiny clubs next season.

But their behaviour and general standard of absolute embarassment that comes from them all is unparalelled. I'd rather go out of business than ever be associated with the type of crack they routinely whack out.

I've got acquaintances who are Mags and i've asked them "What's the crack with the cheesy chips" thing like because you can get it anywhere. Their response is usually along the lines if "Wey cos all yoo Mackamz eet is cheesy chips"

How moronic do you have to be to make something unfunny up in your head, repeat it over and over again to the bemusement of others and then find it absolutely hilarious? Only Mags.
 
Father Jack Hackett said:
:oops: I honestly don't know what to say to that. He's actually posted them online as well and kept on going after the first.
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There's more mate. Perhaps the worst crack i've come across. It's definitely the same man - i'm good at remembering faces and I knew it was him straight away.

Type of Mag that would rather see us go down and struggle than see his team doing well. I'd be willing to bet a large some of money he lives in an area of the NE outside the boundaries of Newcastle
 
Laidback Jack said:
Exactly. Yes they are 2 divisions above us and will clearly be able to laugh when we play some tiny clubs next season.

But their behaviour and general standard of absolute embarassment that comes from them all is unparalelled. I'd rather go out of business than ever be associated with the type of crack they routinely whack out.

I've got acquaintances who are Mags and i've asked them "What's the crack with the cheesy chips" thing like because you can get it anywhere. Their response is usually along the lines if "Wey cos all yoo Mackamz eet is cheesy chips"

How moronic do you have to be to make something unfunny up in your head, repeat it over and over again to the bemusement of others and then find it absolutely hilarious? Only Mags.
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They should be hammering us, compounding a miserable season but everything they try has either been done before (generally better, often by us) or is just toe curlingly cringy. They simply don't know how to take the piss and end up looking like they need to be sectioned. Don't think I've seen one thing where I've thought "fair play, that was decent", worst piss taking ever, even when handed a gold plated opportunity
 
Guinness Guzzler said:
They should be hammering us, compounding a miserable season but everything they try has either been done before (generally better, often by us) or is just toe curlingly cringy. They simply don't know how to take the piss and end up looking like they need to be sectioned. Don't think I've seen one thing where I've thought "fair play, that was decent", worst piss taking ever, even when handed a gold plated opportunity
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They call our city shite, our team shite, nee airport, nee shops etc but yet they are totally obsessed with how we are doing.

If we're so bad and they're so good, why are they so interested in us? The average Mag has an arrogance about them and it's one of the reasons I can honestly use the word hate about them. I hate Newcastle United.
 
Laidback Jack said:
Exactly. Yes they are 2 divisions above us and will clearly be able to laugh when we play some tiny clubs next season.

But their behaviour and general standard of absolute embarassment that comes from them all is unparalelled. I'd rather go out of business than ever be associated with the type of crack they routinely whack out.

I've got acquaintances who are Mags and i've asked them "What's the crack with the cheesy chips" thing like because you can get it anywhere. Their response is usually along the lines if "Wey cos all yoo Mackamz eet is cheesy chips"

How moronic do you have to be to make something unfunny up in your head, repeat it over and over again to the bemusement of others and then find it absolutely hilarious? Only Mags.
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So you lot going on about gravy at every given opportunity with regards Newcastle fans, I take it that is rapier sharp wit?
 
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