Dead soon
Charming. Not THAT old.
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Dead soon
There’s even less chance you have a wifeStop swearing! That must prove it. And pick your litter up, it really annoys me (the wife calls me Victor Meldrew).
This is where I relay one of me favourite stories.
Went to Chelsea away, it was the game we won 2-4, 2002 I think.
Before the game, me and me mate walked into a random pub, as soon as we walked in we realised it was a rough Chelsea pub, it was like one of those scenes where it goes silent and everyone looks at you.
We’d purposely decided not to wear any colours, telepathically we looked at each other and went straight to the loo without speaking. We decided we’d bite the bullet and buy a drink.
We went to the bar, and were asked to sing a song, we looked at each other and broke into a round of “Shearer is a wanker”
We had a brilliant time after that, all our drinks were bought.
They hated the Mags.
Of course you are mate. If you are older than 16 you need to take a really hard look at yourself.Season ticket holder for 30 years (yes I'm old). I'm also curious, are you going tomorrow?
But it did, I’m lots of things but not a liar.Didn't happen. You lot are weird!
of course i am, did you go today?
Shae Woddy, Woddy?It's Woddy.
Of course you are mate. If you are older than 16 you need to take a really hard look at yourself.
But it did, I’m lots of things but not a liar.
well done.No, I was nursing my 92 year old mother.
So you are calling me a liar, I don’t take kindly to thatOk. Is that because your brain doesn't like the responses? Or are you thick too?
Didn't happen.
Are you seriously an adult. Its' fine to say you are a kid mate but if you are a grown up try and act like it .Ok. Is that because your brain doesn't like the responses? Or are you thick too?
Didn't happen.
Are you seriously an adult. Its' fine to say you are a kid mate but if you are a grown up try and act like it .
Log the fuck off.Ok. I'll remember in future. However, when you start your message with "are you seriously an adult", you should have a question mark after that quote. So basically a ? So back at you, are you an adult? "Grown up", just burst out laughing.
Mate I'm genuinely asking are you a grown up? If you are a kid we will probably not take the piss as much. If you are a grown up and a bit "special "we will be kind too. You are clearly one or the other.Ok. I'll remember in future. However, when you start your message with "are you seriously an adult", you should have a question mark after that quote. So basically a ? So back at you, are you an adult? "Grown up", just burst out laughing.
Jesus Christ. Your fictional wife must be a lucky ladyOk. I'll remember in future. However, when you start your message with "are you seriously an adult", you should have a question mark after that quote. So basically a ? So back at you, are you an adult? "Grown up", just burst out laughing.
There was a typo in their piece, instead of "bellowing", it should have read "booing".
Mate I'm genuinely asking are you a grown up? If you are a kid we will probably not take the piss as much. If you are a grown up and a bit "special "we will be kind too. You are clearly one or the other.
Tbf I was there and there was no booing. An atrocious first half but no booing. At least not that I could hear behind the goal.