Questions that need answers

[mux]

If you . dismantle something why did not get mantled in the first place

I don't know mate but you need to mantle that f***ing sentence back together properly.

 

[wash]

If Enough finishes with an F sound, How come Slough finishes with an OW sound

 

[Chal]

If a Cyclops shuts his eye, is it a wink or a blink?

 

[look out piano]

my friends cousins uncles brothers baby moms nephews grandmas dog makes $100 hour working online ?

 

[Dan..Dan..Dan..Dan]

If Enough finishes with an F sound, How come Slough finishes with an OW sound

English, it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

 

[Wilfy]

You're both wrong. It's pronounced Bowie.

You’re wrong. It’s pronounced Bowie.

 

[mux]

If a Cyclops shuts his eye, is it a wink or a blink?

Is a nod as good as a wink to a blind man?

You’re wrong. It’s pronounced Bowie.

Fuck off.

It's clearly pronounced Bowie. He even pronounced it that way himself man.

Expected better from you as well.

 

[Tex]

If you . dismantle something why did not get mantled in the first place

This kind of peccable post makes me very gruntled.

 

[Dan..Dan..Dan..Dan]

Inflammable and flammable. If you google 'What is the opposite of inflammable?', the internet goes off in a big bang.

 

[Tex]

If Enough finishes with an F sound, How come Slough finishes with an OW sound

There’s a street near me named ‘Duck Slough’ and some of the locals pronounce it ‘duck sluff’.

English, it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

You need to re-work that sentence and include a bough or a plough or something and a cough too.

 

[Kent_Mackem]

where did I put the DVD I borrowed off my Mam as I wanted to watch it tonight?

Is it the director's cut? Where the pumber actually stays to fix the dishwasher?

 

[tonyfromalnwick]

You’re wrong. It’s pronounced Bowie.

I asked Bowie " how do you pronounce Bowie?" Bowie said " Bowie"

I'm right, it's Bowie.

 

[Forrest Gump]

Why does the air smell different immediately prior to a thunder storm?

Piss off

 

[Tadger]

You need to re-work that sentence and include a bough or a plough or something and a cough too.

Foreigners must think we’re taking the piss when trying to learn the language.

 

[becs]

Is it the director's cut? Where the pumber actually stays to fix the dishwasher?

It was Suffragette and it was a good film.

Found it in my sons bag when he remembered he still had it! It was on the car seat when I picked him up from college during the week so he put it in his bag, then forgot to give it back to me when we got home.

 

[ivanthereasonable]

What comes before thunder

Before ?

 

[Chesterladmackem]

How does a vacuum flask know to keep hot things hot... but cold things cold??!!...

It keeps them at the same temperature when the vacuume was sealed.

 

[John Steed]

If the plural of mouse is mice, why is the plural of house not hice?

That's what posh people call their house.

 

[What A Waster]

It keeps them at the same temperature when the vacuume was sealed.

So i could take some soup and an ice lolly to work in the same flask?

That's what posh people call their house.

And people from Belfast

 

[Chesterladmackem]

So i could take some soup and an ice lolly to work in the same flask?

Well obviously not ,unless your a fukn imbecile