Jovi with coffee

[Jambezz]

If you actually think there's 'nowt better' than this, I'd encourage you to make love to an attractive female.

 

[muggboots]

All these puns are threatening to Runaway with the thread.

I'm giving you that like on trust mate. Am I fuck Googling Bon bastard Jovi songs. What if I'm in an accident and somebody checks me phone. Worse than kiddie fiddling.

 

[Secret Visage]

I'm with the OP, time for a cuppa and a bit 7800 Fahrenheit.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

nowt better than sitting down with a cup of coffee in a hungry horse and Bon Jovi coming on the sound system

You love shit hair rock you

 

[cluffy]

It's almost as if the OP is asking to mocked.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

It's almost as if the OP is asking to mocked.

Whereas his open statements about liking Celine Dion were just a cry for help

 

[muggboots]

Whereas his open statements about liking Celine Dion were just a cry for help

Dignitas. Not help.

 

[ShoutyBearHead]

I use a Bonnie Tyler one, it’s rubbish, it just keeps telling me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart.

I had a load of bother with the electrics on mine, it was always giving off sparks

 

[jedi_toaster]

I had a load of bother with the electrics on mine, it was always giving off sparks

When mine started giving off sparks it was constantly taking me and the wife to places that weren’t big enough for the both of us.

 

[CollingwoodFTM]

Always.

 

[Keawyeds]

nowt better than sitting down with a cup of coffee in a hungry horse and Bon Jovi coming on the sound system

There is a monumental fuckton of things better than that, but if that's what makes you happy, you crack on

 

[cluffy]

You love shit hair rock you

I do m8
I also love great hair rock like Jovi and Ratt

 

[Secret Visage]

I do m8
I also love great hair rock like Jovi and Ratt

Errrrm.

 

[Northumberland Rocks]

Cant beat a bit of Jovi.

as with another one of my favourite Americans Mr Bruce Springsteen, its good to see his politics is decent too.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Cant beat a bit of Jovi.

as with another one of my favourite Americans Mr Bruce Springsteen, its good to see his politics is decent too.

Did you really just compare Bon Jovi to Springsteen?

@chriswallace85 check this out

 

[muggboots]

Did you really just compare Bon Jovi to Springsteen?

@chriswallace85 check this out

He loves them both.

The deaf bastard.

 

[chriswallace85]

He loves them both.

The deaf bastard.

I do not love Bon Jovi like.

 

[Charmless Man]

If you actually think there's 'nowt better' than this, I'd encourage you to make love to an attractive female.

Even a fuck ugly one with a massive baggy clopper would be better than sitting in a Hungry Horse listening to Bon Jovi.

 

[Fact Hunt]

My wife and I use a a Bon Jovi sat nav. Apparently we’re half way there.

How on earth do you keeping coming up with these Space Hopper?!

Bon Jovi should be touring soon in Europe, anybody heard anything about UK dates?

 

[muggboots]

I do not love Bon Jovi like.

Fuck off man Chris, you've got patches on your denim waistcoat and everything.
@Wilfy @Barnacle Boy


I better text barnacles to have a look.