Pointlessly challenging yourself

[What A Waster]

When pissing I flush the toilet and try to beat it.

Get in. Thats what I'm talking about.

Or seeing how far back you can step while still hitting the bowl (not done this since I was about 13 mind)

 

[Cowvahlo]

Anybody ever do stupid challenges just to see if you can do it?
Things I do are things like if there's a minute left on the microwave i try to hold my breath until it's done.
Or try and get all the shopping out the boot in one go, end up with about half a dozen carrier bags in one hand and bog rolls wedged in the armpit and pulling the boot shut trying not to drop another couple of bags in my other hand.
Absolutely no need to do it but I just like to have a go now and then.

Wouldn't dare try and challenge myself properly like trying to make something of my life or be a better person

The one in bold all the time. Another one is freewheeling in the car on certain bits of road to see how far you can get, gets a bit edgy when you've got cars behind you but you're on for a new record.

 

[Deleted User 11453]

What are they gonna do, really?
Probably just act a bit annoyed but do nothing,or pretend to see the funny side.
People will do anything to avoid a confrontation

I am close to a falling down/fightclub office meltdown.

 

[deleted user 785]

Anybody ever do stupid challenges just to see if you can do it?
Things I do are things like if there's a minute left on the microwave i try to hold my breath until it's done.
Or try and get all the shopping out the boot in one go, end up with about half a dozen carrier bags in one hand and bog rolls wedged in the armpit and pulling the boot shut trying not to drop another couple of bags in my other hand.
Absolutely no need to do it but I just like to have a go now and then.

Wouldn't dare try and challenge myself properly like trying to make something of my life or be a better person

Wtf

 

[What A Waster]

I am close to a falling down/fightclub office meltdown.

Sounding like it. Just go for it

 

[Tadger]

When I fill my glass with water at work I often think about throwing the glass at the spenky crew .... and I often think what would happen if I threw a punch at managers who talk at me and I just drift off into mad thoughts.

That’s it though.

Does anyone else when they’re walking down the street and they walk past a back lane think “What would I do if a missile came flying out of that back lane?”

 

[Deleted User 11453]

That’s it though.

Does anyone else when they’re walking down the street and they walk past a back lane think “What would I do if a missile came flying out of that back lane?”

Yeah I bamboozle our kids all of the time. When we take the dog for a walk I tell them that the Vietcong always get the man at the back of a marching column ... kids nowadays don’t have much of an imagination.

 

[What A Waster]

That’s it though.

Does anyone else when they’re walking down the street and they walk past a back lane think “What would I do if a missile came flying out of that back lane?”

Sort of similar, but I look at alleys or alcoves/recesses as hiding places as if I was in some escape & evasion exercise. These thoughts started after reading bravo two zero and the one that got away

 

[muggboots]

On a morning I let the dog out for a shite and try to eat my bowl of cereal before he's done it. He hasn't beaten me yet, stupid fucker.

I bet you shut the door though, you cheating bastard.

 

[dangermows]

 

[muggboots]

That’s it though.

Does anyone else when they’re walking down the street and they walk past a back lane think “What would I do if a missile came flying out of that back lane?”

 

[Deleted User 11453]

Sort of similar, but I look at alleys or alcoves/recesses as hiding places as if I was in some escape & evasion exercise. These thoughts started after reading bravo two zero and the one that got away

I point out good places to sleep for homeless people to the kids, or where to shelter from a nuclear attack.

 

[Ferryhill Exile]

It'll come in handy if you ever have to engage a burglar in combat underwater though

Tidied

 

[Doberman]

bet you've got some cracking contributions to this thread ya radged bastard.

 

[Tadger]

Sort of similar, but I look at alleys or alcoves/recesses as hiding places as if I was in some escape & evasion exercise. These thoughts started after reading bravo two zero and the one that got away

Everytime I walk over a bridge I’m tempted to throw my house keys over it.

 

[What A Waster]

Just remembered another one i do.

When I've got time, i try to put the dishes away silently. Or with as little noise as possible.
It means putting cups and plates down extremly slowly on the shelf of the cupboard, forks, spoons and knives go in the drawer individually and slowly.
Started years ago when the bairns room was above the kitchen and I'd try and do it without disturbing a 6 month old. Now i just do it anyway for the crack unless I'm in a hurry

I point out good places to sleep for homeless people to the kids, or where to shelter from a nuclear attack.

Bet the kids don't even appreciate your observations.
I think once you'r an adult and you know there's a chance you could end up homeless you instinctively look for places to kip

 

[Daydream Believer]

ouch! Some of my mates would wear trainers on a night out and then jog 10 miles or so back from derby.

The last time I walked was 3 miles last October. It was quite a mild night but I woke with a minging sore throat that didn’t budge for 3 weeks so heck knows what happened on the way home.

Ha! I run home after a night out fairly regularly, especially if its been a snooker night so I can dress in sports gear. Beer is just liquid carbloading. I don't think I've ever done 10 miles like but done 5 on more than 1 occasion.

 

[muggboots]

bet you've got some cracking contributions to this thread ya radged bastard.

Aye, in people's replies.

 

[What A Waster]

Anybody running home after a night out is a clear weirdo and dodgy as hell. Nobody runs home unless they're up to no good. You see anybody running about at midnight and you think its dodgy straight away, fleeing the scene of a crime is your first thought

 

[fyl2u]

I try to click my fingers as close as I can get to the exact moment the kettle clicks off to say it's boiled.