When pissing I flush the toilet and try to beat it.
Get in. Thats what I'm talking about.
Or seeing how far back you can step while still hitting the bowl (not done this since I was about 13 mind)
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When pissing I flush the toilet and try to beat it.
The one in bold all the time. Another one is freewheeling in the car on certain bits of road to see how far you can get, gets a bit edgy when you've got cars behind you but you're on for a new record.Anybody ever do stupid challenges just to see if you can do it?
Things I do are things like if there's a minute left on the microwave i try to hold my breath until it's done.
Or try and get all the shopping out the boot in one go, end up with about half a dozen carrier bags in one hand and bog rolls wedged in the armpit and pulling the boot shut trying not to drop another couple of bags in my other hand.
Absolutely no need to do it but I just like to have a go now and then.
Wouldn't dare try and challenge myself properly like trying to make something of my life or be a better person
What are they gonna do, really?
Probably just act a bit annoyed but do nothing,or pretend to see the funny side.
People will do anything to avoid a confrontation
WtfAnybody ever do stupid challenges just to see if you can do it?
Things I do are things like if there's a minute left on the microwave i try to hold my breath until it's done.
Or try and get all the shopping out the boot in one go, end up with about half a dozen carrier bags in one hand and bog rolls wedged in the armpit and pulling the boot shut trying not to drop another couple of bags in my other hand.
Absolutely no need to do it but I just like to have a go now and then.
Wouldn't dare try and challenge myself properly like trying to make something of my life or be a better person
I am close to a falling down/fightclub office meltdown.
When I fill my glass with water at work I often think about throwing the glass at the spenky crew .... and I often think what would happen if I threw a punch at managers who talk at me and I just drift off into mad thoughts.
That’s it though.
Does anyone else when they’re walking down the street and they walk past a back lane think “What would I do if a missile came flying out of that back lane?”
That’s it though.
Does anyone else when they’re walking down the street and they walk past a back lane think “What would I do if a missile came flying out of that back lane?”
I bet you shut the door though, you cheating bastard.On a morning I let the dog out for a shite and try to eat my bowl of cereal before he's done it. He hasn't beaten me yet, stupid fucker.
That’s it though.
Does anyone else when they’re walking down the street and they walk past a back lane think “What would I do if a missile came flying out of that back lane?”
I point out good places to sleep for homeless people to the kids, or where to shelter from a nuclear attack.Sort of similar, but I look at alleys or alcoves/recesses as hiding places as if I was in some escape & evasion exercise. These thoughts started after reading bravo two zero and the one that got away
It'll come in handy if you ever have to engage a burglar in combat underwater though
Sort of similar, but I look at alleys or alcoves/recesses as hiding places as if I was in some escape & evasion exercise. These thoughts started after reading bravo two zero and the one that got away
Bet the kids don't even appreciate your observations.I point out good places to sleep for homeless people to the kids, or where to shelter from a nuclear attack.
ouch! Some of my mates would wear trainers on a night out and then jog 10 miles or so back from derby.
The last time I walked was 3 miles last October. It was quite a mild night but I woke with a minging sore throat that didn’t budge for 3 weeks so heck knows what happened on the way home.
Aye, in people's replies.bet you've got some cracking contributions to this thread ya radged bastard.