These 2018 Brit Awards...

Status
Not open for further replies.
My TV (well Sky Box) just spontaneously switched over from the Brit Awards. Admittedly because I had Earth's Natural Wonders recording and it's decided to record an episode of Impractical Jokers I've already seen, for no apparent reason, but still, it's got taste...
 


Take a shite song. Sing it like it’s the best song ever written. Add lots of boopy doopy noises. Drop the instrumentation to an acoustic guitar for 25 seconds. Play it in a huge arena with big fuckoff lighting design arrangements. Have a 300 voice identically dressed choir burst into the final chorus and lots of glossy haired young ‘band’ type people that have seen old Whitesnake videos posing with legs akimbo thrashing their instruments like they think they’re an actual rock band. Look emotional and exhausted as the song ends and try to be self deprecating and earnest at the same time. Have people cheer like you’ve just validated their existence and wave their arms. People will be convinced you’ve just performed an Earth shatteringly brilliant musical masterpiece.

But it’s still a shite song.
 
alisafc said:
I'm 35 and had that moment today. Telling the kid I work with that I was buzzing for getting me tickets to sunniside live to see lightning seeds.

"Who"
"You know they sang 3 lions"
"What's that? "
"The England song for the world cup in 1996"
"I wasn't born till 1998"

Ffs:lol:
Click to expand...
We had a lass at work, who was extremely tasty, until I found out she was born in 1994. Then I felt rather dodgy.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Back
Top