Me Lad's going to Durham University

[FishburnMackem]

I imagine that's what it says on the Durham University acceptance letter, yes.

Nout wrang with Durham uni like

 

[Andy™]

Nout wrang with Durham uni like

I'm sure it's fantastic, their credentials speak for themselves. I'm just saying the half dozen or so people i've come across who went there either came back wankers if I knew them before then, or were just wankers when I met them.

As has already been mentioned, i'm certain that's not everyone. Just giving my personal experience.

 

[JAZZMANB]

He'll be gutted he's so close to his ma and da.

 

[Frijj]

tell him to stay away from the river if he likes a drink

Haway man

 

[TZMouk]

Nerd.

 

[gizmoganzee]

He'll be gutted he's so close to his ma and da.

Grandparents like, I'm in Gloucester as is his Ma!

 

[Epping]

Grandparents like, I'm in Gloucester as is his Ma!

mine would be near cousins and auntie and uncle

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

mine would be near cousins and auntie and uncle

As you are from near Bishop, who knows what the family connections really are...

 

[JAZZMANB]

Grandparents like, I'm in Gloucester as is his Ma!

Thats ok then,grandparents let you do owt you want

 

[Dr Feelgood]

I'm gid chuffed like and so happy

And so you should be - if you are proud now just wait until Congregation at the Cathedral!

 

[Epping]

As you are from near Bishop, who knows what the family connections really are...

from Woodhosue but mam from Cockton Hill and dad from Witton park

 

[rapscallion]

I imagine that's what it says on the Durham University acceptance letter, yes.

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

from Woodhosue but mam from Cockton Hill and dad from Witton park

Don't need to know what happened to the ma on the hill...

 

[mux]

I'm gid chuffed like and so happy

Didn't know you were gay mate. Your lad will fit right in at Durham. A great education and no finer place to eat out iirc.

 

[The Ram]

Great university academically speaking but never met a student there who wasn't an absolute pompous wanker well above their station.

Yeah, all red fluffy jumpers with mustard coloured chinos.

 

[HarrogateMackem]

Thats ok then,grandparents let you do owt you want

Aye grandparents are mint for cooking dinner for you too

Its a top Uni, congratulations OP!

 

[Spenny]

My mate works there and he's as thick as mince.

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

My mate works there and he's as thick as mince.

Dean or janitor?

 

[Hair Flick]

I'm sure it's fantastic, their credentials speak for themselves. I'm just saying the half dozen or so people i've come across who went there either came back wankers if I knew them before then, or were just wankers when I met them.

As has already been mentioned, i'm certain that's not everyone. Just giving my personal experience.

What was it specifically that changed for the ones who went in as not wankers, but came back as wankers? How long did the metamorphosis take? Was it gradual or immediate?

 

[Andy™]

What was it specifically that changed for the ones who went in as not wankers, but came back as wankers? How long did the metamorphosis take? Was it gradual or immediate?

I'd have to say gradual. Stopped drinking tinnies and started drinking £14 bottles of Pinot Noir when out with the lads.