SMBisms

[yorkyexile]

never leaving the house without 30 gabillionty quids worth of gear on

 

[Seaham Towny]

Not an ism as such but a thread that always made me laugh when I saw it was

'mildly amusing stories involving shit'

 

[dangermows]

"I'd like to hang out of the back of - (insert female name)"

Been said long before the internet was about.

 

[Butcher's Coat]

A pint of Fosters being "on point".

 

[lucky ball]

Chod hammocks
Haway the oil
Lusheroony
Appalling book recommendations

 

[Daylight]

Len Lowther updates

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Taybarns

 

[AlpineExile]

People thinking Love Actually is a good film?

http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20170322-theres-a-surprising-lack-of-love-in-love-actually

 

[mysticmackem]

WHOOOOSH !!

 

[Son of Stan]

http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20170322-theres-a-surprising-lack-of-love-in-love-actually

I'd say there was more of a surprising lack of script. But that's just me.

 

[humbug]

every time i see miley cyrus' name in the paper i imagine (inc rat)

 

[Deleted member 559]

Being rewarded with a trip to America for faking an upskirt pic

 

[citybythesea]

Liam Gallagher updates

 

[Macho]

Wanking on all threes.

What?!?

 

[muggboots]

Wanking on all threes.

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What's this?!

@Gideon Gungeon
Thoughts are with the family.

 

[tunstall birdman]

What?!?

It was something to do with Top of The Goth's and him getting caught wanking while on all threes if I remember rightly? Obviously it is not on all fours with one hand being occupied.

 

[muggboots]

Sucks the fun out of everything that bloke

A right morale vacuum.

 

[tunstall birdman]

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@Gideon Gungeon
Thoughts are with the family.

 

[Lewberry pie]

Sorry to say but I'm converting the entire NHS about the whole karate chopping thing

 

[muggboots]

Continuing to post bollocks about anything and everything as long as it's nowt to do with football coz you still post on a football supporter message board even though you stopped being interested in attending a game years ago.

And invading the Jerry Springer message board

Or the Coronation street one. All instantly banned. Or Mumsnet, we got a right kicking.