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Mags goading us about cheesy chips?

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Weremuthe said:
I saw two of the fattest bastards with black mag (training?) tops going into the Bridges toilets today - the hi-vis tops couldn't get past their guts they were so big.

Anyway the point I'm trying to make is I didn't make out the NUFC badges until I was about a metre away because the shirts were caked in grease/snot/cheesey chip drips - filthy twats!
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That was Ashley and Charnley on their way back from lunch

girojim said:
Ah, we have a classic example of the epic mag banter right here.
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I thought that it was quite funny in fairness :lol:
 

gipetto said:
:lol: All three of them were a fat mess.

The next time I saw them was when I was watching the highlights later that night. They looked red raw, absolutely spittin whilst Johnson celebrated in front of them. Their tops were back to front :lol:
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No self-awareness bunch of complete numpties but actually think they come off as passionate fans...
 
the walrus said:
when did this start? Seen grown blokes screaming this at us before with veins popping out their necks "cheesy chips!!" pointing and going bright red, but how longs it been a thing they've shouted at us?
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They're thick as mince mate,probably think Joan of Arc was Noah's wife
 
dangermows said:
A middle aged fat nipple followed our escorts all the way up to the shit tip, blood vessels bursting out of his face screaming "you eat cheesy chips, you eat chest chips" at me whilst pointing at his mouth then his kite.

f***ing spenk :lol:
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This gets funnier every time I read it cos I can see him absolutely losing it :lol:
 
the walrus said:
when did this start? Seen grown blokes screaming this at us before with veins popping out their necks "cheesy chips!!" pointing and going bright red, but how longs it been a thing they've shouted at us?
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they're the ones who have cheese on their panackelty the queer fuckers.

Lord Potts said:
Well you must have given him the impression that you did as he seemed to be quite convinced of it. May be it was just a honest mistake.
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:lol::lol:
 
Malloy said:
I'm 40 and I've loved cheese chips since I was about 6 or 7. Me mam used to make them for me but I can't recall the first time I'd have bought them from a shop.

Can remember buying them from the chippy in Sunderland opposite the leisure centre there was a downstairs upstairs chippy. That will have been about 1987 or summit. (maybe that was the first time)

When I was about 17 and at college about 1993 in peterlee and went into a chippy and asked for them they were 'what? Cheese on chips?' as though they'd never heard of it.

Sometimes I have it melted and sometimes just grated, not fussed either way is lovely
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Definitely not a County Durham thing, mate, at least not over this part of Durham.

Never, ever heard anyone talking of putting cheese on chips. Just not right. Think it's more of a Sunderland and Tyneside thing.
 
Thing is with Mags, they create some kind of infantile banter/insults and then repeat it over and over and over again to the point whereby they don't actually know why they say it any more.

Same with blue pop, pennywell, wheez keys etc.

I once asked a Mag why they said it, this is how the convo went

"Here, why do youse actually say it though"
"Say what?"
"Ynar the cheesy chips thing, I don't get it"
"Wey cos yaz arl eat cheesy chips don't ya?"
"Nah mate but in all seriousness, how did it start"
"Wey erm I dinnah erm........just cos yaz arl eyt cheesy ships and drink baleww pop"
"Nee bother cockgobbler"

rocky said:
It's the way Mackem folk pronounce cheesy chips. Strange to take the piss when they get toon from town and they eat borgaz and drink fostaz.

I'm a Geordie myself but these 'toon' fans really are special breed
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Then you have other Geordies that would pronounce the sentence "Row home in a motorboat" as "Rer herm in a merterbert"
 
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the walrus said:
when did this start? Seen grown blokes screaming this at us before with veins popping out their necks "cheesy chips!!" pointing and going bright red, but how longs it been a thing they've shouted at us?
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Think it was the last time they beat us.....which was........ermmmm, ages ago :lol:

Remember singing "cheesey chips on Wembley way" on level 7 at the wongadome in the second 3-0... February 14 8-)
 
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:lol: The clip of their fans. One's in a deerstalker, it was canny warm that day.

There was one that followed the escort most the way up, mouthing off constantly thinking a metre high fence was decent protection. As soon as the police were distanced, the fence ended :lol:and he was immediately sparked out whilst his pals desperately tried to call for help.
 
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