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Benitez Future In Doubt Over Failure to Secure Key Signings

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Sima said:
I'm going next season, you will be pleased.

I definitely could prove it like but the only level to do it at would be a ridiculous concept for some angry middle-aged bloke on an internet messageboard. I'd argue it's a bit bizarre, creepy and obsessive to claim that I would even 'fake' having a family.

No anger :lol: Imagine if I'd come out with terminology such as 'clown', 'knacker' or 'wanker' as a retort to a post from a Sunderland fan (and that's just a few examples of the shit you've thrown out). The volume of 'chomp' replies I would get would probably break this board.

'Why don't you make me' :lol:
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Quick question:

If you love NUFC and have a family, how come you have so much time to spend on here? I'm assuming you must never get on a Newcastle board (if you have one). Or do you prefer to spend time on here than a N'cle board. Or, do you prefer to spend time on here than with your family. Or, are you not at graft, ever? Something's got to give, somewhere, surely.
 

Sunderland Surfer said:
Quick question:

If you love NUFC and have a family, how come you have so much time to spend on here? I'm assuming you must never get on a Newcastle board (if you have one). Or do you prefer to spend time on here than a N'cle board. Or, do you prefer to spend time on here than its your family. Or, are you not at graft, ever? Something's got to give, somewhere, surely.
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Looks like more than one question there like.
 
Sunderland Surfer said:
One focus question, with a few sub-questions, in case you struggle to know where to begin.
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So not a quick question?

Might have known it would be my fault for not knowing where to begin when you say 'a quick question' then go on to ask four questions. :lol:

Luckily I have a job that allows me to dip in and out of the internet as long as my graft gets done.
 
Sima said:
Who is going to let me borrow a child to hold a sign up, like?

Yes, partner. I fail to see how that involves a question like. You'll have to elaborate.

He's three and a half now so he's less of a handful than I would expect someone else to take on 19 times a season previously while I fucked off to watch the football tbf.
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Playing devils advocate here (as i think you are a decent poster most of the time) but...

I once worked for a company that investigated certain types of fraud. There was one case where an individual tried to use a photo (an envelope half held in a postbox) as proof they had sent certain information we had requested. Didn't show what was in the envelope, where it was sent, or if indeed it had actually been sent so was absolutely worthless

A bit like an anonymous bloke on the internet trying to prove they have kids by uploading photo of a child with a bag on their head.

If you were to prove you had a child (I have no reason to believe you don't btw) you would first need to waiver your anonymity, providing evidence of who your are (and even then it's difficult to prove as it's virtually impossible to decipher who is using your account) as well as evidence of the child having your DNA.

On that basis are you still offering to cancel your account if you can't provide evidence?
 
Sima said:
You tell me fella. Seems you're packpedalling a little.

I'll take a photo of him with a bag on his head if you like, it's what's happened on here in the past. He can even hold a sign saying 'chomp chomp'

I see you're still not angry :lol:
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Your son is not Peter Beardsley is he? Sorry, but I just couldn't resist
 
molthemackem said:
Your son is not Peter Beardsley is he? Sorry, but I just couldn't resist
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Doesn't exist mate. I read it on here.

samaistonsrightfoot said:
Playing devils advocate here (as i think you are a decent poster most of the time) but...

I once worked for a company that investigated certain types of fraud. There was one case where an individual tried to use a photo (an envelope half held in a postbox) as proof they had sent certain information we had requested. Didn't show what was in the envelope, where it was sent, or if indeed it had actually been sent so was absolutely worthless

A bit like an anonymous bloke on the internet trying to prove they have kids by uploading photo of a child with a bag on their head.

If you were to prove you had a child (I have no reason to believe you don't btw) you would first need to waiver your anonymity, providing evidence of who your are (and even then it's difficult to prove as it's virtually impossible to decipher who is using your account) as well as evidence of the child having your DNA.

On that basis are you still offering to cancel your account if you can't provide evidence?
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If you want to enforce it, aye.
 
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samaistonsrightfoot said:
Playing devils advocate here (as i think you are a decent poster most of the time) but...

I once worked for a company that investigated certain types of fraud. There was one case where an individual tried to use a photo (an envelope half held in a postbox) as proof they had sent certain information we had requested. Didn't show what was in the envelope, where it was sent, or if indeed it had actually been sent so was absolutely worthless

A bit like an anonymous bloke on the internet trying to prove they have kids by uploading photo of a child with a bag on their head.

If you were to prove you had a child (I have no reason to believe you don't btw) you would first need to waiver your anonymity, providing evidence of who your are (and even then it's difficult to prove as it's virtually impossible to decipher who is using your account) as well as evidence of the child having your DNA.

On that basis are you still offering to cancel your account if you can't provide evidence?
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What's gannin on in this thread like :lol:

Just opened the last page to find a poster asking to provide DNA evidence he has a child. Do I need to read the full thing?
 
samaistonsrightfoot said:
Playing devils advocate here (as i think you are a decent poster most of the time) but...

I once worked for a company that investigated certain types of fraud. There was one case where an individual tried to use a photo (an envelope half held in a postbox) as proof they had sent certain information we had requested. Didn't show what was in the envelope, where it was sent, or if indeed it had actually been sent so was absolutely worthless

A bit like an anonymous bloke on the internet trying to prove they have kids by uploading photo of a child with a bag on their head.

If you were to prove you had a child (I have no reason to believe you don't btw) you would first need to waiver your anonymity, providing evidence of who your are (and even then it's difficult to prove as it's virtually impossible to decipher who is using your account) as well as evidence of the child having your DNA.

On that basis are you still offering to cancel your account if you can't provide evidence?
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:lol::lol::lol:

Genuinely made me laugh out loud that bit
 
Sima said:
Imagine claiming an internet random is faking a family. Imagine also being middle-aged when doing it :lol:

Still laughing at 'why don't you make me fuck off'.



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:lol:

Until next time, you absolute whopper.
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A simple request with an answer that was as predictable as night and day.

I look forward to your next all day session of posting, never forget that day where you posted over 100 times in about 8 hours, now what was that about a whopper?

Remember Mr SMB, mainly mag threads you keep trying to convince yourself with.
 
Are there any guidelines in place for the amount of time you can spend on here in relation to family commitments that you may or may not have?
 
I can take a picture of him holding up a chomp sign if you like? (Bag on head).

I reckon the social might be getting a call here like.
 
Zig81 said:
A simple request with an answer that was as predictable as night and day.

I look forward to your next all day session of posting, never forget that day where you posted over 100 times in about 8 hours, now what was that about a whopper?

Remember Mr SMB, mainly mag threads you keep trying to convince yourself with.
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There wasn't a request in that drivel that I quoted iirc.

Treasure those memories, imagine remembering how many times I posted on a random day fuck knows how long ago :lol: You're so weird.

This is a mag thread, aye?
 
Sima said:
So not a quick question?

Might have known it would be my fault for not knowing where to begin when you say 'a quick question' then go on to ask four questions. :lol:

Luckily I have a job that allows me to dip in and out of the internet as long as my graft gets done.
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So, you choose to dip into here more than a newcastle board?
 
Sima said:
There wasn't a request in that drivel that I quoted iirc.

Treasure those memories, imagine remembering how many times I posted on a random day fuck knows how long ago :lol: You're so weird.

This is a mag thread, aye?
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It is, how can I forget the day a sad mag posted over 100 times in about 8 hours, it's an achievement that shouldn't be forgotten especially by a mag.

As for graft letting you dip in and out of the internet, the biggest understatement on this forum, it's been another full day for you!

Well done!
 
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